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As a non-smoker, I get that sensation when I smell a cigar or cigarillo - a sweet scent of tobacco.
But cigarettes? What's even to smell? It just smells like an ash toilet
IMO that's part of why so many people (me included) fall for this shit: "there's no way I'll become addicted to this horrendous shit, no harm in bumming another one to look cool".
Yeah I used to think cig smoke smelt like disgusting ass before I smoked. After I smoked it still smells like ass but it smells like GOOD ass
It's like when you're hungover after a rough night and you're not really TOO hungry but you know you should eat something or you're going to suffer even more later today so you go rummaging around in your freezer and eeeeh there's not really much there, but then behind the bag of frozen vegetables there's one lone frozen burrito and oh good fucking LORD that burrito right in this moment is the best 5/5 top quality food you've ever eaten in your entire life. Cigarettes will smell like that burrito forevermore
But if a million flies love to suck on shit, it has to be good, right?
After you smoke cigarettes for a while the smell becomes good to you