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Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It just smells like an ash toilet

IMO that's part of why so many people (me included) fall for this shit: "there's no way I'll become addicted to this horrendous shit, no harm in bumming another one to look cool".

[–] Flickerby@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah I used to think cig smoke smelt like disgusting ass before I smoked. After I smoked it still smells like ass but it smells like GOOD ass

It's like when you're hungover after a rough night and you're not really TOO hungry but you know you should eat something or you're going to suffer even more later today so you go rummaging around in your freezer and eeeeh there's not really much there, but then behind the bag of frozen vegetables there's one lone frozen burrito and oh good fucking LORD that burrito right in this moment is the best 5/5 top quality food you've ever eaten in your entire life. Cigarettes will smell like that burrito forevermore