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[–] tmyakal@lemm.ee 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

smokers got breaks.

When I quit smoking, I pretty much stopped going to parties, conventions, dance clubs, and concerts. Having an excuse to get out of the crowd and noise and decompress for ten minutes every couple of hours made "going out" so much more tolerable for me.

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Easy. Say you're going for a smoke and then don't actually smoke.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You and your rational solutions... You are clearly not addicted.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah, chances are one day that'd lead to smoking again. Likely pretty quickly.

Did this at work all the time. I want to hangout and chat too

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Don't forget the nicotine fix.