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Anon discovers cigarettes (Edit: Anon discovers addiction) (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Easy. Say you're going for a smoke and then don't actually smoke.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You and your rational solutions... You are clearly not addicted.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Yeah, chances are one day that'd lead to smoking again. Likely pretty quickly.

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

Did this at work all the time. I want to hangout and chat too