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[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk -5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So unless you commit a crime of some kind you are not a real person? I don't understand what arguement you're trying to make

[โ€“] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

This MF'ER so scared, they ain't never even jaywalked ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

Jaywalking isn't actually a crime anywhere other than the United States so no I've never jaywalked.

You sound like you would actually benefit from drugs lol

Loosen up ffs

I commit crimes on a daily basis. I'm skeptical of people who follow all laws without thinking. Do you really never speed while driving or jaywalk?