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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 29 points 3 days ago (4 children)

listen, it works out for both of us. I get a country that values human lives and privacy a little more than my current one, and you get some good mexican food. you ever had a taco before? it's gonna change your entire world.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We don't need tacos, we have tacos at home.

The tacos at home:

https://themanc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/french-tacoo-210824-DH-the-manc-group-4-1200x1600.jpg

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I would eat it but that ain't a taco

[–] Mensh123@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago
[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is there anything tacos can't solve??

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Medicinal tacos, check mate.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

We have Mexicans and taco trucks too.
And I can cook, so looks like you have nothing to offer.
The best thing you can do is give back the land you stole from Mexico.
You don't even need to move if you're in the south.