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Man, they can make a chatbot that makes people fall in love with it and drive them insane, but they can't even make ONE really good blowjob machine? SMH.
Fuck, I'd settle for a printer that just did its job
tbh seems a little unsafe, blowjob from your printer
clamps shut on dick
Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.
Error: Non-HP Chip Detected. The lube cartridge may be a counterfeit or is not comparable with this printer. Place replace with an HP certified cartridge.
And I'd settle for winning the lottery but that ain't happening either
Then buy Brother or pay the difference with your misery.
Why would we need a blowjob machine when Ur mom exists?
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they're trying the wrong model. you need to use a leech's mouth