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It’s okay, just now on the news I saw that a man successfully shot and killed his 21 year old son, so the universe is now balanced.
clearly this 8 year old and that 21 year old should have been packing
Obviously. The solution is always more guns.
the only thing that can stop a bad senior with a gun is a good toddler with a gun
Caught'em slipping.
Not really. Going to need a 8yo girl to shoot a boomer now
Will two 5 y.o. that shot their grandmothers by accident do?
I mean at least let's enjoy what few benefits comes of sauteeing society in arms.
Probably be fiddled by a priest and write a tell all novel about it.
Goddamn, am I disenfranchised.l
There was a time you could write a scifi story about aliens who made contact, but they spoke via drugs.
I'm just bitter, I guess.