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Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son (people.com)

submitted 2 years ago by nnmna@discuss.tchncs.de to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not really. Going to need a 8yo girl to shoot a boomer now

[–] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

Will two 5 y.o. that shot their grandmothers by accident do?

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean at least let's enjoy what few benefits comes of sauteeing society in arms.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Probably be fiddled by a priest and write a tell all novel about it.

Goddamn, am I disenfranchised.l

There was a time you could write a scifi story about aliens who made contact, but they spoke via drugs.

I'm just bitter, I guess.