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Religion is kinda fire ngl
Zoroastrianism is pretty dope.
I'm more of a sun worshiper kind of guy, but I don't presume on our friendship, so I only pray to Joe Pesci.
For years, I'd asked God to do something about my noisy neighbor with the barking dog. Joe Pesci straightened that cocksucker out with one visit.
If you define "fire" as "a tool to oppress people" then sure.
For manipulating and controlling armies of citizens, yes, it's straight up white phosphorous!