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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets drunk at the movies (feddit.de)

submitted 11 months ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 54 points 11 months ago (6 children)

That last sentence. What the fuck.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago

Is this your first day on the internet or something

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 57 points 11 months ago

I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's called a "punchline".

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 11 months ago

I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

"I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's also always possible to be part of the lucky 10,000. Feel free to ask if you want to learn more about Rule 34 or goatse, I'm sure someone will be along shortly with some educational material. :)

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 11 months ago

I’m sure they will lol

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

I thought that was the most reasonable part...