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Transcript:

[D:] i'm no watermelon, but i have something pink, sweet, and juicy that i know you'll like.

[D:] ... and it's seedless, for now.

[D:] but you can change that

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[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 66 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh look, another post about fucking. Maybe this community should be called lemmybonkpost since you’re all just horny motherfuckers.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 30 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There is a Venn diagram where fucking and shit overlap

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

The third circle is vore

That's the non asexual human condition alright

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 29 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

She's horny and on the pill, so no chance of getting pregnant... unless Bruce wants that.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I think they're asking what innocent thing they are supposedly describing to pull this off on a children's show.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago

I don't think so either, I was just explaining what I think they're asking for

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

Justice league is where the screen grabs are from source and the text is from a text, as far as I can tell (link I found to the text as an image)

So yeah, not in the show.

I mean the description fits all the main 3 orifices...

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] errer@lemmy.world 44 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

…is what Clark will provide soon

[–] Lupo@lemmy.world 40 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm like, 78% sure that's Bruce.

Unless you are implying that Clark will be watching and listening from literally anywhere? In which case, ya defos

[–] original_reader@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I guess it's Bruce & Diana (Batman & Wonder Woman).

Not sure what the actual image source is, though. Is it animated? A comic?

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

This is most likely from the DCAU, either Justice League or Justice League Unlimited. Bruce and Diana had a very short lived little courting thing going on or whatever you would call it. And Diana was a bit more forward with it while Bruce was his usual gruff self. They didn't actually get together though.

Edit: so animation

Edit 2: "courting". I took my monocle off and realised the word I was looking for was "flirting".

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Justice league is where the screen grabs are from source and the text is from a text, as far as I can tell (link I found to the text as an image)

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ya. I assumed the D was for Diana, but that dialogue wasn't in the original cartoon right? It's been a while since I've watched it, but the cartoons of '90s and 'aughts were a pretty wild ride by current standards.

[–] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

Ah yeah, I guess I should've mentioned that the dialogue is probably edited. They were generally pretty mature cartoons and certain League members were for sure fucking, but it wouldn't have ever been as blatant as this. This dialogue almost belongs in Harley Quinn.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago

And there's the reason why people can't tell that Clark is Superman.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Eh, what's the difference anyway both of their moms are named Martha.

[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

This made me imagine the inside of a vagina looking like a watermelon... Ugh 🀒

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 50 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

OK, that made me laugh xD

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Got it, 1st step get a duck

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Imagine the texture

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 71 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 weeks ago

but where is the twist? the unexpected part?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 weeks ago

Finally found another smirking cat emoji user 😼

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Kitty can purr

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bro wtf is going on in commet section

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world -3 points 4 weeks ago