It's a corny joke
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Somehow, pineapple on pizza was created in the global pineapple capital that is Ontario, Canada.
And named after a US state (or was it a territory back then?) that's furthest from Canada.
Yummyyy 😋😋😋
You are the 10th Dentist.
I will happily shake hands with a pineapple-on-pizza-er, if it means we can make sure this evil never hurts anyone ever again.
I'll wash my hands afterward, but it's the gesture that counts, right?
(pls wash your hands anyway, sanitation rulez)
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Still better than normal corn on pizza
Debatable, but at least we agree that neither belongs.
Not sure if Iv seen this one before. I know Iv seen a few pineapple non pineapple eaters unite post before. Usually its something unusal for pizza, but I would totally try.
This looks gross tho. Like enjoy that if you want but i aint even trying that one.
I think that's wise.
I actually did this once and there's a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.
Thanks for commenting here. I'm glad you were finally able to rehabilitate your way out of prison.
Lewis_black_on_candy_corn.mp4
I bet that's hilarious. I'll have to look it up.
One can only imagine the horrors that goes through the mind that thought this up.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
Are those pills?
It's candy corn.
I assume that it's a US only product that's therefore meaningless to 96% of the world population.
Could be, just trying to help identify for other people to google or whatever
Yeah, buddy, they're just pills. Pay them no mind. Now cover your ears.
[Nobody tell them. Imagine having the innocence back of not knowing the horrors]
That would taste better lol
spreads nutella shit all over it
Why are you the way that you are?
Anyone ever seen or even tried broccoli and carrots on Pizza? It's truly disgusting.
Beef and broccoli pizza is pretty tasty. Just slice the broccoli florets flat like mushrooms. The sauce is just standard brown sauce. Broccoli, beef, onion, mushrooms, and cheese.
Yummy
Brown sauce? Like HP?
Standard brown sauce. That's what we called it in the Chinese restaurant kitchen
Japan has entered the chat
Go home, Japan! You're drunk!
Broccoli is great on pizza.
Carrots aren't great on anything lol
It was disgusting when I tried it. I don't think it helped that it was wood fired so the broccoli and carrots were heavily singed. Was very gross. It also barely had any cheese on it.
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