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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Probably taste worse

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

You'd need to wash your hands.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

God would sigh and hand your file to Satan.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well now I'm just imagining heaven and hell as two different departments in an office environment.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Technically, satan is a prosecutor, god is the judge and Jesus the defense attorney.

But, eh, it’s all just cosplay and your fucked.

[–] qisope@lemmy.world 63 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

probably be harder to chew

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I keep telling the scientists......humans need teeth and taste buds inside their butthole.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Science: "How do you keep getting in here?"

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It would take forever to chew

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You'd get medicinal qualities, and a body relaxation, however you wouldn't get a cerebral high as the THC is not processed in a way that would allow it (when used anally).

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

Dude. You really trying to have me stick the gummy up my butt?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

For science. Yes.

Please report back.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

I thought that's what the question was asking about? I'm confused.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

For science!

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

my friend, the proper term is

BOOOOOOOOF IT

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

He does beer.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

WOOO all we need is my boy squeeeee and we can make a devil's triangle this Thursday at 3!

I'll pencil you in.

Lol squee. If a lawyer in front of the supreme court ever slipped in a sque reference I'd be so happy.

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Please report back..

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Start pooping out your mouth.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

it is possible if you vomit enough, or if you have intestinal obstruction.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it wouldn't taste very good, but it would still be effective.

[–] Flagstaff@programming.dev 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't it have to be closer to a liquid state to be effective?

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

When you chew it, it will still work.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 4 points 10 hours ago

Never go bud to mouth.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And then you sit on your maids face, and she licks your butthole, and SHE gets high.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah cause then you can fire her for drug use and you don't have to pay any unemployment!

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

I dunno how far to go with this bit, but ... Who tf fires a butthole-licking maid!

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago

It would probably be better if you macerated it. I guess if you did that it would be the stoner version of boofing.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 9 hours ago

Try it and see.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It would be the same as eating it. Possibly stronger, because it wouldn't be getting broken down by anything in the stomach, it will just straight up be absorbed into your blood stream. Like butt-chugging alcohol.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Would the gummy dissolve in yer ass tho? I feel like it'd just hang out until it was evicted.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I don't want to have to actively hold it in for like real hours until I get high

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Pssshhhh!!!!! You're asking US??? I thought YOU'D be the expert here!

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Assuming you mashed it well and injected it with a baster you might get something off it.

Assuming you make a habit of this, your hygiene may become a bit looser.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 points 5 hours ago

And your Thanksgiving turkey will never look at you the same way again.