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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

It bothers me that a thin layer of grease and sweat is somehow abnormal. Also, OP's gay, as women BO transforms in his head to man BO.

EDIT: Also too, Lemmy don't really get greentexts.

[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Talk to HR about your smelly coworker and then HR gives them a stick of deodorant and the embarrassment fixes the rest.

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 40 points 11 hours ago

the rest is weird but why would the clothes be ironed?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 20 points 10 hours ago

So she's proud of being a gross slob?

Anyway most jobs I've had will have something to say about you not meeting dress - or basic hygiene - standards.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 66 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

I honestly think that has very little to do with being a femcel and pretty much everything to do with her grooming habits.

The description fits a girl with whom I crossed paths during University, one of my exes' roommate. I used to crash at my ex's place quite a bit back in the day, so I naturally started interacting with the other people around, got to know her a bit.

She was most definitely not a femcel, had a boyfriend for at least the time I was there (about one year, one year and a half), although I seem to remember her telling me that they had been together for several more beforehand.

I swear I don't remember ever hearing the shower/bath tap being turned on while she went to the bathroom - before anyone says anything about perving, you are welcome to come over here and try out our standards for soundproofing apartments 'round these parts, you'll get what I mean.

And she sure looked as though she didn't bother with the cleaning too much. We'd see her wearing the same clothes for days which would smell faintly of spoilt vinegar (I have no better words for it), her hair would become... firm and plastic, and, while I normally prefer to mind my own plate, I couldn't help but notice the utter disregard she had for any sort of grace. I vividly remember the four of us having breakfast one day as her boyfriend had cooking spells (cool guy, bit much on the smoke-y side, but he was chill, sociable, and had weed, so really can't complain) and had prepared us sunny side ups.

I swear, her hair was all over that damned yolk. Those eggs saw more hair than fork, bread and/or teeth that day. My ex and I could barely maintain our composure, her boyfriend was 100% and exclusively focused on the food in front of him, and she was chatting with egg yolk in her hair. Which remained there for at least the rest of the day.

The worst of it was when both my ex and I caught some sort of bacterial infection or fungus from her from sharing a toilet... And we always disinfected the toilet with chlorine and gel before using it (except maybe when we got back drunk, or smth...), it was the first protip my ex had given me once I started hanging out there.

And, to be clear, I know plenty of dudes who are just the same, shared a dorm room with one during my first year of Uni and threw him out during the second after a two-week ultimatum to wash his dishes, stop warming up vegetable soup in tin dishes on an electric top (the walls were COVERED), unclog the damned drain after taking a shower (he was the only one with long hair of the three in that room), and stop leaving used bandaids/dressings in the middle of the goddamned room, next to his bed - I shit you not, with blood and everything, one of his toes had a nasty infection or smth.

So, yeah, this ain't political and you shouldn't even try to make it, it's a run-of-the-mill stinky person, plain and simple...

[–] RedSnt 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

stop warming up vegetable soup in tin dishes on an electric top

Maybe it's outdated information, but I thought heating food directly in the tin/can was bad because of the lining melting into the food.

[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

Honestly didn't have a clue about this, the aesthetic results were plenty for me... Things literally got explosive several times...

[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 23 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

it's a run-of-the-mill stinky person, plain and simple...

Bingo. Some people are just stinky jerks who care nothing for cleanliness or hygiene.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

I worked with a guy back in the retail days that thought laundry and showering were optional. It was so bad we'd get customer complaints 5 check stands away from where he was working. I'm telling you, stings the nostrils, pungent odor. He'd try to cover it up with like febreze and Axe which only made it 10 x worse. I was a supervisor at the time, and being the big brained guy that I am would always send him to the Seafood department when they were short handed so that at least there's an excuse for a bad odor and I'd get less complaints up front. I think he eventually transferred there full time after I left. I heard he won an award for Team member of the year for the store which I thought was hilarious because not only did he stink, he was rather terrible at his job too. I was told he one the award because he was so willing to cross train in other departments, but the reality was no one wanted him stinking up their department so they'd ship him to whoever was short. Hope he eventually sorted his life out and discovered the magic of soap and water since then.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago

That was no bacterial iniection from the toilet. Your girl bought you herpes

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 61 points 14 hours ago

Is this what normies call flirting?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 11 hours ago

She’s a Nice Guy though.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 hours ago

shes just like me frfr ong