Simulation Programmer: delete these two please. We’re done with them.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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I've been saying, "Computer: End program" for a while now. Hasn't worked yet, but you never know...
He knows. They can smell their own.
You can feel the super homo gay tension in the room between these guys.
They must have very angry man on man sex, when they’re not draining the cum swamp.
I'm cool with gay tension and man-on-man sex. It's not my cuppa, but if you're into and everyone consents, have at it, I say.
I know the pictured assholes would feel like they were being insulted, though.
Alt text: a rare example of truth on Truth Social
how can two people wear suits that poorly fitting
He looks like a cardboard cut out
2 f***king morons engaged in a toe sucking circle jerk.
Thank god you censored fuck but why are there three asterisks there?
We don't all call them fukkking morons? What do you call the dumbest white supremacists?
Obviously it’s because I went to the international skool of Trump speling and bigly economics. I majored in as***ics and phonix’es
Fracking? 🤷♂️
They’re forking. It’s sad honestly when they could just spoon and hash it out like brojob buddies
Edit: that’s the same amount of letters. I still stand by my comment
The third one is a space. It's "fuck king"
Literally shaking rn.
Trump is there to serve one function only. Musk won him the election, and now POTUS is Musk's puppet. They don't have to get along, it's a partnership. He famously said, "stealing an isn't difficult, it only requires changing one line of code".
Musk didn’t win him shit. Trump was going to win no matter what.
Only reason Musk is around is because Trump’s presidency is for sale. He made a lot of money off Musk’s “donations”.
In exchange for that donation was giving Musk his position and his unofficial powers.
Musk isn’t very smart, but he is smart enough to know the bar he has to jump is fucking low.
The bar is 5 miles underground.
Edit: And sinking.
An underground tunnel, if you will. A very boring underground tunnel. Kinda loopy.
The kind that you propose in the interest of trying to fuck over California rail so you can sell more teslas, but then it happens anyway
It would be sick as hell if I could just take BART from Modesto or Stockton and get down to San Diego in under 6-8 hours.
Hey look! Musk finally said something that's 100% accurate!
But also: It takes one to know one.
Oh my god he admit it. (Yet still elected him)
That's why he elected him.
Me & Donny 🤝Leon’s shirts not fitting being weird as hell.
Trying to figure out what kind of 'buddy' vibe they are trying to go for here, Frodo and Samwise, or Ren and Stimpy.
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That CC shit is the reason I’m blocking you, fyi.
Bring back forum signatures.
Thankfully Lemmy supports animated avatars already.
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Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
John Glanton and Judge Holden.
Musk says he's going to destroy the woke mind virus. So he's now a tool for Trump to use.
Takes one to know one.
It's morons all the way down, it seems.
it's by design. they're easier for their masters to manipulate.
Psychopaths use morons to get what they want
Takes one to know one
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