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[–] mke@programming.dev 5 points 15 hours ago

Whenever someone says, "who cares, proton VPN is free," I get a bit sadder. If Proton ever drops the free tier, honestly? I'll understand. Because God knows, seeing people who can't be fucked to give a damn about open access to information using costly infrastructure to watch their shitty porn, I might've just cut it already.

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have lemmynsfw

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 142 points 1 day ago (12 children)

The whole porn ban thing is probably my all-time favorite example of conservatives voting against themselves.

Meanwhile, in California, I can watch all the porn I want without registering myself in a database and walk down the street to the weed store. And the women in my life still have rights over their own bodies.

So I guess Democrats are actually the party of freedom.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

B- b- but, California b-b-bad! 🥺 Don't you see how oppressed you are? You're really oppressed out there. 🥺

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

California is bad for voting to keep prison slavery and refusing to solve the housing crisis with a council housing system much like the UK used to have.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Perfection is the ultimate enemy of good. I'd rather be in a place like California than some red state where I have to upload my ID to look at boobs.

[–] Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 1 points 20 hours ago

Council housing? You mean social security houses that get supplied to you if you earn almoat nothing?

The Netherlands has that to this day, but that doesn’t solve the issue

[–] laserm@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

who would've guessed

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fortunately, this is easy to work around, just get a VPN hosted in a didn't different state or country.

We have something similar here in Utah, so I have a WiFi network that is always connected to a VPN in a neighboring state. If something isn't accessible, I just swap WiFi networks and I'm good.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago (13 children)

So what who cares. VPNs cost money and this is a question of basic freedom.

There are free VPNs as well, such as Proton's free tier, or Tor. So you've got options.

But yes, I absolutely agree that this shouldn't be necessary. My point is that it's largely unenforceable if you put in a tiny amount of effort.

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[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Honestly, these laws are just gonna hurt old men in Republican states. Like, I grew up with piracy, torrents, and old school forums. These educated me on computers enough that I made a career out of it. And most of that computer knowledge was gained because I wanted to see big tittied women sit on each other's faces. These laws don't stop horny teens from accessing porn. It just makes them better at it.

And this is definitely not one of the cases of "oh it'll reduce numbers overall though". No the fuck it won't. It's porn. They're gonna access it. Literally every YouTuber they watch is sponsored by a VPN.

The only healthy thing to do is actually talking to your kids about porn. Educating them on its potential harms. But Republicans don't ever want to talk to their kids. Ironically, these "drain the swamp" people just want daddy government to "prevent" their kids from accessing it. Which these laws don't do.

[–] daltotron@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honestly, these laws are just gonna hurt old men in Republican states.

You know I think a lot more of their politics and general life outlook makes more sense when you understand that probably a lot of these super old guys are not computer literate enough to look up their niche fetishistic porn interests, and are probably still consuming porn the old fashioned way, which is becoming increasingly nonexistent even though it's still something that actually exists. Plus the propagation of morally puritanical values means that if they kept any of that material around at all, they'd be hypocrites, so they can't have that. Probably a lot of these dudes are walking around super pent up and sexually frustrated, I'd bet.

We need to introduce local community college and library courses to teach these elderly boomers how to goon

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

These laws don’t stop horny teens from accessing porn. It just makes them better at it.

Exactly. And it punishes the responsible sites that follow the law and drives people to the sketchier sites that don't.

If you want more viruses and identity theft, I guess this is a good law for you.

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[–] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 91 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Me: This is America.

Pornhub: This content is not available in your state due to ID verification legislation.

My VPN: This is Germany.

[–] adm@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My favorite small example of this is trying to watch a video on YouTube. If my VPN is set to United States then im told 'You can't watch this unless you log in.'

I switch to Germany and like magic the video plays. So clearly they didn't need to confirm I wasn't a bot. They just wanted to track my viewing habits.

[–] alsu2launda@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

What ?

you need to login to watch youtube in US ?

Didn't knew that

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 261 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Americans now need a wanking license.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Aaaand they all immediately have one. Like they always did.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 64 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Guilty Canadian Admission:

In my teens I lived in Brockville Ontario near Ogdensburg New York and watched a lot of US channels. The Star Spangled Banner came on at the beginning of the broadcast day for some channels.

For many years, I thought the first line was "Jose can you see"

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[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (28 children)

That's what you voted for. You want republican rule taking away your freedoms. Well now you Floridains have what you wanted and voted for. Don't be mad you made your bed and dont like the sheets.

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[–] anamethatisnt@lemmy.world 96 points 2 days ago (23 children)
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