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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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I like to pronounce it as nginks like fucking inks. Yes, with a ng sound in the beginning.

[–] 000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago

Now you'll tell me it's not pronounced Hap Roxy!

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

similar problem with kubectl

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Hm, my guess would be either "cube control" or "cube C-T-L".

EDIT (2025-02-28T09:02Z): Hm, actually, given that it's for Kubernetes ^[1]^, maybe it's "koob control" or "koob C-T-L"… ^[2]^?

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  1. Type: Documentation. Title: "Command line tool (kubectl)". Publisher: Kubernetes. Published: 2024-01-01T21:15-08:00. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:01Z. URI: https://kubernetes.io/docs/reference/kubectl/.
  2. Type: Article. Title: "How to pronounce Kubernetes so you don’t get laughed at". Author: "Blue Matador". Publisher: "Blue Matador, Inc.". Published: 2020-06-03. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:07Z. URI: https://www.bluematador.com/blog/how-to-pronounce-kubernetes.
    • §"So, how do you pronounce Kubernetes?".

      Kubernetes is pronounced coo-ber-net-ees […]

[–] Rookeh@startrek.website 1 points 1 hour ago

We refer to it as kew-bee-cuttle

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 35 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Am I missing something? I've always pronounced it "imager". How else would you pronounce it?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

as it's spelled: im gur.

It's one thing to name it imgr, but putting a fucking u after the g makes it a hard g in literally every instance. the letter u is the reason the g is pronounced as a hard g in words that otherwise wouldn't need a u: fragile / guile, digest / guest, etc.

[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 5 hours ago

Or with a Đ.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago

En Guh Inks

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 6 points 12 hours ago

https://kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/SillySounds/english.ogg (from back when many english speakers were still insistent that the i in Linux should be pronounced "eye")

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 28 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] dan@upvote.au 2 points 2 hours ago

Some people pronounce it like "fack", and the official way to pronounce GameFAQs is "game facks"

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 13 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago
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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 16 hours ago

This surprised me too. But that was in 2012 😂

[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Oh boy - finally a modern internet nerd argument equivalent to the pronunciation of GIF!

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 26 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] dan@upvote.au 1 points 2 hours ago

I started using it around 2006, and even back then it listed the pronunciation on the site.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 18 hours ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 15 hours ago
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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I've always pronounced it "In-jen-iks". I blame Jurassic Park and it's fictional biotech company InGen, but it does kinda also sound like "eugenics". But I dunno man, if you want everyone to pronounce your software a specific way maybe spell it in a manner where the pronunciation is more obvious? Just a thought.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

am i the only one who thought it was nyuh-inks

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

No ^[1.1]^.

EDIT 2025-02-28T10:17Z: Actually, @Aatube@kbin.melroy.org, I was wrong in my initial interpretation ^[1.2]^. So, from what I can tell, you are, in actuality, the only one itt! 😊

References

  1. Type: Post. "TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"". Author: "Kalcifer" @Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works. Publisher: "Programmer Humor" !programmer_humor@programming.dev. sh.itjust.works. Lemmy. Published: 2025-02-26T23:27:35Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588.
    1. Type: Comment. Author: @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world. Published: 2025-02-27T00:18:34Z. Accessed: 2025-02-28T06:38Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16948274.
      • I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

    2. Type: Comment. Author: @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world. Published: 2025-02-28T09:09:54. Accessed: 2025-02-28T10:24Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16975245.

      Nope.

      • The thread from which that quote originated was as follows:

        TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx" […]

        I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

        Do you mean /ɲiɲks/? […]

        Nope.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 3 points 15 hours ago

The correct way is njinx because enginex is a dumb spelling and is too much like twitter

[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 11 points 20 hours ago
[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, so this isn't a testosterone supplement?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 19 points 23 hours ago (11 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (4 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 43 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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