How the fuck did we get here? : shittyasklemmy

[+] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

[–] nick@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Harambe?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

most likely.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

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