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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Letting the days go by, there is water underground

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[–] nick@midwest.social 2 points 19 hours ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

most likely.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is the story of Harambe

Gorilla the authorities came to blame

For something that he never done

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

Counting syllables

To get imaginary points

Sounds like too much work

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Gosh it's been so long I've just forgotten for whom I'm keeping my dick out.

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 3 points 14 hours ago

Damn , that one we'll never forget ! Dicks out for Harambe !!!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 19 hours ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper