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[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Well, it is none of these lame ones posted.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.

Not sure if there's any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Cosmere time! Give me all of that Investiture!

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

At the moment, that would either be Bofuri or Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear. As long as I don't make an enemy out of the indestructible girl in black armor/a bear costume, I should be just fine.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Dementia simulator

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm an old man in D&D? Yeah, I'm dead

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 hours ago

You could always sell your soul to an archfey or something

Personally I would be the strongest cleric under Lliira

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 hours ago

It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

the reapers coming to make nearly all life extinct?

ah yes, "the reapers". sorry honey, I don't believe that nonsense. not screwed at all. life's pretty good in this universe.

[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

The Matrix.

Pretty fucking screwed.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 23 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I consider the Borg to be a goal, not a problem.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I am introvert. I cannot even imagine having people mind connected 🤣

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You will no longer be an introvert. Your conscious will meld with ours. There will be no you, only us.

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

Well i hope that us, will be more practical and less talkative, because my mind will melt or explode, if the women will talk as much as today.

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[–] Zdrahonul@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, as far as Path of Exile 2 is concerned, I'll try to become someone's pet. Pets don't fight, are invincible and all they do is follow their owner wherever they go. I'd be able to see wondrous landscapes and all kinds of monsters without a care in the world.

[–] xye@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

try to become someone’s pet

I would love to know what happened with the person(s) who played Elon’s PoE account. Like great I need the DOGE expose and the revolution, but can I get an in-depth Wired piece on this one particular person or group first please

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Pokemon seems awful

Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food

Animal attacks are more common and dangerous

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

That doesn't sound that bad

[–] turnip@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

These terrorist organizations are at least nice enough to let you attempt to capture a relatively weak pikachu for over a decade. My boss gets mad if I go over my 15 minute coffee break.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. "Pallet Town" having three buildings is unlivable but it isn't shown that way in non-game media.

The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.

[–] ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Star Wars.

I'll accept it.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Wheel of Time wouldn't be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you're completely screwed if you're a male and end up being a magic user.

Just stop channeling until they

spoilercleanse Saidin

But yea, without modern technology, I'd actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱

[–] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.

And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.

Scrappy is goddamn precious

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm good. I mean, there's a hell portal right next to a certain town in the countryside, but even the demons of this world are more "asshole characters and weird animals" than actual-ACTUAL-demons. Plus they seem to have completely handled issues of poverty and such by taming all of nature with magic, even if they still use money and have jobs. Less 'socialism' and more 'post-scarcity society, but with magic instead of tech'.

.... I'm talking about Equestria from Gen 4 My Little Pony by the way.

....... Then again ponies are like SUUUUPER racist, so if I end up there as a human, I think I'd be experimented on.

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The Expanse fans:

... dies on Eros

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