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The Canadian Takeover: Why Trump's Annexation Goal Could Backfire Spectacularly (www.forbes.com)
submitted 8 hours ago by HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works to c/news@lemmy.world
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Warning! Canada could take over the United States. This isn't hyperbole—it's political mathematics.

Our northern neighbor encompasses ten provinces and three territories, including the legendary Yukon. While Canadians may appear reserved, underestimating them at the negotiating table would be a serious miscalculation. They certainly won't accept becoming a single state. Instead, they'll insist on statehood for each province and territory. Under our Constitution, each state receives two senators—meaning Canada would instantly gain 26 senators, enough to form the decisive swing bloc in our upper chamber.

That's troubling enough, but the scenario worsens when considering Canada's vast geography. Their shrewd negotiators would undoubtedly invoke American precedent to subdivide their political entities. After all, in 1889, our Dakota Territory was split into North and South Dakota. Maine was carved from Massachusetts in 1820, and West Virginia separated from Virginia during the Civil War. Following this established pattern, Canada could reasonably demand twice as many states—and twice as many senators.

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[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Fukan hell, have to repeat this:

Canada is twice colonized, by brits and yanks. We feel it. We joke and gripe about it. We mostly put up with it and it's hard to explain to outsiders or newcomers, but especially to americans, who do not see themselves as colonizers and scoff at the notion.

But do not underestimate how a hundred years or more of threats (yes the latest bullshit is nothing new really) and dismissive subtle put downs and cultural erasure just gets under your skin.

It winds up being a cliché that we define ourselves in opposition to the USA.

To be Canadian is to NOT be American, no joke. And we are proud.

So stop fucking speculating or wondering or talking like it will ever happen. We will jihad the shit out of you if you invade.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We will jihad the shit out of you if you invade.

Converting to Islam is a... weird way to handle a foreign invasion, but I'll take it.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 minutes ago

I think they talk about Jihad for Lisan al Gaib, https://dune.fandom.com/wiki/Muad%27Dib%27s_Jihad

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 21 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, all this speculation about senators and electoral balance and whatnot skips lightly over the more immediate effects that would come from an American attempt at annexation. If the Americans thought trying to occupy Iraq or Afghanistan was bad, well, this would be like that, except that Canadians can pass for American and can access America's home soil quite easily.

How would rampant assassinations and terrorist attacks against Republicans (and the particularly spineless Democrats that enabled them) affect the electoral balance, Forbes? Ever hear of the FLQ, by any chance?

Americans still have this basic delusion of being "welcomed as liberators" when their Freedom and Democracy rolls in to town, even after all the times they've stuck their hands into ovens and been burned.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Already has.

[–] TarantulaFudge@startrek.website 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

We would be a lot better off if Canada were to take over. I'm not sure it would do much for Canada though they don't want our crazy.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Take the Cascadia states, some of the Great Lakes states and New York and New England and leave the rest alone.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 39 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Really not getting it there, Forbes. But you’re not alone.

I shudder to think how many hundreds of millions of Americans will accept invasion in addition to the economic warfare because they think people want to be like them.

Continent wide insurrection.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 7 points 6 hours ago

https://terebess.hu/english/tao/Marshall.html#Kap30 AND also 31. That's the thing with fascists. We need to go back to not just education, but liberal (as in arts) education, starting in grammar school. And this and Sun Tzu should be required learning in every branch of the military at boot camp.

[–] chrome_daddy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

(If it was divided based on the population of Wyoming) Canada could add at least 70 new states

[–] PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

I live in Californ...I mean, "Commiefornia". If Trump Special-military-operations Canada, I will absolutely join the American-Canadian war and so will most other people here.

...but there is a nuance.

[–] Ebby@lemmy.ssba.com 19 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Representation? That costs extra. Why wouldn't Trumpy & Friends go full Porto Rico on you sap sipping Canucks.

Friendly wave to my buds up north