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[–] iii@mander.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago

Sarcophagus

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 13 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

hmmm

  • syphillis
  • rita lynn
  • morticia
  • arson
  • jenni-saidh
  • adolf
  • brock turner (obligatory)
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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

diarrhea

….. cha cha cha

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Gonorrhea 🥰

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
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[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 11 points 3 weeks ago

Odette is a good alternative for the name Omelette

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] medusa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.

Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"

Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] calamaja@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I once met a "Candida". Candida is some kind of yeast and causes fungal infections 🦠

[–] Patch@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago

I know a Candida!

It's actually surprisingly a relatively common uncommon name. Crops up a lot in certain Catholic communities as it's Latin for "white".

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Ephebophilia, ephie for short🤣💀😵‍💫

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[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago
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