but, raw onion is just fucking good. why would you need to troll somebody into eating it?
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Are you eating onion like a fuckin apple? Btw the skin has the most testo boost
Oh yeah and if you rub it in the arm pits you get to make both your skin and the onion testo boost stronger
I legit used to work with a lady who would do that. Her dad trolled her with an onion he told her was a weird apple as a kid. She loved it and just kept eating them. She was an interesting individual. In the best way.
Btw the skin has the most testo boost
This is misinformation.
Everyone knows that you get the biggest boost to testosterone by leaving the onions until they start to degrade; yes, this is the point when the chemicals that make you cry are strongest, but if you can hold back the tears then you get +50 testosterone.
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I like raw onion but it doesn't like me :(
Same, but I power through anyways
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Omfg I have a friend who claims he just loves eating raw onions and I know why now 🤯😂
And perhaps that explains why a colleague of mine is eating onions.
Couldn't it just be that they taste great?
Or are they eating them whole like an apple? That seems extreme.
Except, A lot of people eat raw onions. On salads and sandwiches. Sometime I caramelize some onions and put them on a sandwich along with raw onions. I guess they cancel out when I do that ;)
Don't forget about pico de gallo. Raw onion, tomato, jalapeño, cilantro, lime juice, and salt. And that's just one of many Mexican foods that use raw onion.
Pickled red onions are one of my top sandwich toppings. Easy to make and so goddam good.
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Yeah but do they post up how much more manly and full of testosterone they feel afterwards?
Yeah, some people do like raw onions. Some like Vegemite. The trick is b getting the people who don't to eat them
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Back in my day you wore them on your belt.
Was actually deciding between posting here or posting on chaoticgood.
Personally, I think Satan (well, Lucifer) is the perfect embodiment of chaotic good
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Raw onion is good! Though I wouldn’t just eat a whole one lol
Raw red onion is amazing in sandwiches, and I've eaten chopped white onion on hot dogs, and that's pretty good, too. Just straight-uo eating an onion by itself? No.
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At least they are just making them eat onions, it's not like it's going to make them sick or anything.
Why would someone care about their testosterone levels? If it's causing a problem shouldn't you are a doctor. If it's not then there is no problem in the first place.
Because an entire generation of online grigters convinced people that "big testo good, small testo bad". The same people who think baldness is a sign of low testoteron or that thin men have low t.
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It's one of the four humours of brodom.
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So like, did he compose entire fake studies for a laugh or are there real scientific studies out there about the effects of raw onion on testosterone
People will believe anything so long as you sound authoritative enough and if people don't reason about it enough. It applies to everyone even me
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