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[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Let's say we reset everything today, wipe out everyone's memory. God will be forgotten, science will still exist. People will figure out science sooner or later.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Science laws won't cease to exist, but if you wipe out everyone's memory, their knowledge of that science will cease to exist - so they'll have to figure it out from zero - and there's no guarantee that there won't be another placeholder in a sense (i.e. what religions have been historically) for what's yet to understand.

Edit: maybe it's more accurate to say science laws would cease to exist, but won't cease to work; they would cease to exist in a formulated way (in that hypothetical memory loss) since they were put together by humans.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 12 minutes ago (1 children)

I think the intent is more “Scientific discoveries could be rediscovered, your One True Religion wouldn’t be.”

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Yeah, in this sense I agree. I'm overanalyzing again.

[–] Leg@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

If I'm being honest, I think people will figure out god too. All it is is a question.

"Did someone do all this?"

It's a reasonable question. Easy to ask, hard to answer. Attempt to identify this variable "someone", and people will eventually land on some kind of god.

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[–] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

God will always exist before science, it is necessary to rationalize existence to have any hope of living long enough to develop science.

If there's no meaning to what you're doing, there's no point in dealing with suffering. Only through extreme alienation from suffering can you start to have a non divine world view.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

99% of the universe is nothing. Wouldn't that really be the dick move?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 2 points 26 minutes ago

Broad as an ocean, deep as a puddle. Oh great, more rock.

[–] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

99% of the universe is nothing.

Worst video game developer ever.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 3 points 35 minutes ago

It's actually just our solar system, the rest is just rendering tricks making us think there's distance

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 23 hours ago

Clearly it was made by Bethesda.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The universe is basically 100% empty. An atom is more than 99.9999999 empty space.

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Say that again when a brick made of 99,9999999% empty space hits you!

(Mustn't be a hard hit, maybe more like a soft touch. For science, you know.)

[–] excral@feddit.org 7 points 23 hours ago

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, is it really fair to say my client hit him, when the brick is essentially 100% empty space? And isn't he also essentially 100% empty space so can he even be hit?

But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense! Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, ‘what does that have to do with this case?’ Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense! Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I rounded down.

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[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Its probably for the best.

If humans are able to get to another planet with life on it we would probably do horrific unspeakable things to the aliens.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

You mean civilize and liberate the aliens from their barbarism? /s

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

*Aliens pulling out literal fireswords*
"Okay."

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 2 points 17 hours ago

Dispensing freedom you mean.

[–] DeadMartyr@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like I would treat my Togruta wife very well ;-;

Real talk tho, humans will eventually reach the stars, being negative/nihilist about it and saying it's better if it doesn't happen is dangerous because people like Elon/Donald will definitely do horrible things if people with remorse and morals aren't involved/ already established there / the one's initiating

Not saying you're nihilist, but I go to Uni in SF and everyone is so anti-imperialism that they think any form of colonization (even on a dead planet like Mars) is bad and it's pretty grating.

Elon should not be the one who decides how the land/living conditions are set up

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 53 minutes ago

I wouldn't have any problem with a completely dead planet being colonized by humanity but I absolutely do not trust humanity as a whole when it comes to a planet with life on it we don't even respect our own species much less other ones history has shown this over and over again.

even if it is an inevitability doesn't mean that it is positive just because it was inevitable that nuclear weapons got invented doesn't mean that It's a good idea for us to have that technology I would rather nukes not exist.

[–] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 1 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

The fact is that any manned vehicle capable of interplanetary travel is by the nature of the energies involved, also a weapon of mass destruction. A spaceship is a weapon in the same way a car can be a weapon.

So either you massively restrict access to this technology, or you create a system of surveillance and defense that is so pervasive and effective that it makes 1984 look benign, OR you just say fuck everyone else and use that weapon to remove yourself from range of everybody else's weapons.

Proliferation is an existential problem for anyone in range.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

And to add the cherry on top, should you ever reach his arbitrary speed limit, it distorts time itself. Even if you flew through space at c for a little weekend getaway, you'd return to a now foreign world only to find time had skipped forward +2,000 years, your entire family and social circles long dead from old age with societal and technical advancements beyond what you could have ever thought possible, completely isolating you. You're now doomed to live in an unfamiliar world where not a single human speaks your language nor can they relate to you in any meaning way.

AKA, gods speeding ticket.

[–] kevin2107@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I have a solution for this: When you travel somewhere, travel with everyone's mind at light speed. You see we think about lightspeed wrong. It's meant for whole species to migrate. Not 1 individual.

Another alternative is just take a snapshop of everyone's minds at that point, then let them continue living even with your snapshot. When you return you pick back off where you left off. Living in your own dimension. The other dimension is long gone but you miss nothing.

Unless Artificial General Intelligence is developed, then perhaps some pattern could be found and the future humans can decode some of what you're saying.

Maybe even some brain-neuron scanner type of thing to measure your exact thoughts.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 146 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (26 children)

A faster light speed wouldn't make a difference, since she made the universe 96 billion light years wide.

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, now that I think about it, the observable universe have precisely that length because the speed of light, doesn't it?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Its a combination of the speed of light and how inflation has varied the size of the universe. Light's only been able to travel about 14 billion light years since the universe began but those further regions used to be closer so light from them was already part of the way here when they vanished over the cosmic horizon.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

When putting together an outfit always remove the last accessory you put on.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Are you trying to get my pants off?

[–] borax7385@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (5 children)

We don't know how big is the universe beyond the observable universe.

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[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving and revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, that's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned a sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see are moving at a million miles a day. In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour, of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars. It's a hundred thousand light years side to side. It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light years thick but out by us it's just three thousand light years wide. We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point, we go around every two hundred million years and our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding, in all of the directions it can whiz. As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know, twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed thereis. So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space because there's bugger all down here on earth.

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Do you believe that the wide expanses of our planet Earth were crafted for the common ant to explore?

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (11 children)

There is no evidence that the Universe is bounded at all. For all we know, it is infinite in spacial dimension.

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