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[–] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just wait until the inevitable time that the Donvict turns on you, Veep Creep, and his sycophantic crowd chants for your demise. This is donOLD Term 2.0 after all.

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Making him tariff czar is phase one of Trump distancing himself from tariffs and making JD the fall guy

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

oh thank gods i can't wait to be done with the tariffs

[–] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Damn, that’s just tariffble.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If I wasn't so sure Trump actually thinks the tariffs are great and popular, I'd say he's trying to sabotage Vance's presidential aspirations in the event Trump can't hold office. That'd be pretty smart.

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Only if he thinks Vance or someone who stands to benefit from Vance's advancement is plotting against him. However, there's a line of succession of terrible people. He can't tarnish the "good names" of all of them.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

tariffying?

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fine take my upvote...

[–] Soulg@ani.social 25 points 2 weeks ago

The eye liner is a nice touch

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hohoho@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

And yet it would be his sweet respite

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump's trying to shift the blame and hate for the tariffs onto Vance now? JFC I get stoned and stop posting attention for ONE DAY and the Orange Jackass finds another way to shift his own ruination onto somebody else. It'll work on the right, too, because their propaganda mill will tell their base it's all Vance's fault, and those people will believe almost anything.

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They fell for Haitians eating cats and dogs. You can remove the almost.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 19 points 2 weeks ago

Sell your soul to the devil, don't be surprised if you get pitchforked up the ass

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My dad is up in arms about the trophy. Growing up in Ohio, the buckeyes are love, the buckeyes are life. Or some shit like that I could care less.

[–] junkthief@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I could care less

So you do care?

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean I did when I was a kid I guess...

Listen it's a form of speech, and a good devildriver song.

[–] redbeardgecko@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They're pointing out that you wrote it wrong: it's "couldn't care less."

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The state plant of Ohio, it has a very distinct seed (about the size of a walnut with a light spot on top) and its the namesake of half the sports teams from the state.

You can also make confectionaries that look like the (DYI Resses peanutbutter cups) and they are fuckin delicious, PM me if you want the recipie.

[–] gex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's the eye on top of a pyramid in US $1 bills

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

A dirty anus.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Very nice, but I don't think that's his couch face

[–] presbypenguin@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe the couch asked to just cuddle......

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He doesn't seem to be the kind of man to care much about consent.

[–] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 weeks ago

"You didn't say thank you! No! You never said thank you!"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

James Donald Bowman is a human formed piece of excrement and deserves every bad day life can throw at him.

And I will deadname him in every thread I can.

[–] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, that jackass's second name is Donald and he isnt claiming that for extra MAGA cred?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No it reminds him off his daddy, who was a piece of human trash like him.

Which is ironic as he's now cucking for another piece of trash with the name of Donald.

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought his full name was Jorkin Dapeenus Vance?

[–] choab@discuss.online 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 weeks ago

That teddy must have seen some pretty messed up shit!!