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This is a real thing I do. It feels weird if the weight of the carton isn't evenly balanced when I take it from the fridge.

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] Shamber@lemm.ee 4 points 11 hours ago

Balance is everything, I don't want the carton to flip on me cause the eggs are placed randomly

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 5 points 15 hours ago

There's another way to egg?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

not autistic but I picked up a very unbalanced egg carton once and realized we shouldn't have unbalanced egg cartons. it's just sensible.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I kind of have both, just learn to enjoy the beauty of symmetry.

[–] bejean@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

I do this too for weight distribution, but I don't make sure it's symmetrical. I'm worried someone in my family will be surprised by the uneven weight of the carton when they pull it off the shelf and drop it.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

OMG, I do this too!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

And if you are left with a prime number of eggs?

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

This is why eggs should be sold in packs of 15

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

2 is a prime. I think you meant odd.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 15 hours ago

Of course, how could I forget about the oddest prime!

[–] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Always removed in two, there are. No more. No less.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago

Huh... I do this too. I like the box to be balanced when I take it outta the fridge.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I do this because the weight distribution is even so i don’t drop the carton when grabbing it out of the fridge again

[–] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Or you just put the heavy end facing the door of the refrigerator so you always are picking up the heavy end and not the empty end. It should be that way anyways if you're putting the eggs in the fridge because you'd also want to be holding the stable end of the carton and not the empty side.

[–] Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what if all the ends are stable and there is no empty side?

[–] CafecitoHippo@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then you don't have teenagers that are taking eggs from the carton to make scrambled eggs at 10pm. They happen to put the eggs back in correctly because they need the sturdy side to handle them. I don't need to teach them fractal patterns to take eggs out.

[–] Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

Lol yeah... I'm sure it was hard enough to get them to do it this way 😅

I used to do it that way but other people in the house dont so I’ve switched to spreading it out

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

now kick your egg balancing autism into high gear to start balancing electrons on atoms to discover new elements.

or balance the number of molecules to create a new type of crystal that cures cancer.

or...you get the picture.

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They clearly don’t get any other picture. No one balances eggs… EVER

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I balance eggs...

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 1 points 21 hours ago

I keep the eggs away from the corners, most likely to get damaged imo

[–] seeigel@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How are you going to rearrange the eggs when you take out the next egg?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

you take out another egg

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Start from the corners one at a time.

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

I do that all the time. The eggs MUST BE balanced.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I usually create checkered patterns to keep a consistent weight balance and keep box strength strength against external force evenly spread.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I first heard of this a couple years ago on a reddit post. It had never occurred to me to think that an egg carton should be balanced, or to expect an egg carton to be balanced when I pick it up.

I still don't worry about the balance, but I get it.

I don't even take them out of the same lateral side of the carton, just pick at random

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[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'll bring chaos into your house rumba!

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I have a teen and a tween, we are at max entropy already

[–] MikeOxlong@lemm.ee 72 points 2 days ago (11 children)
[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

According to this I am chaotic neutral, not sure what that means? I aim to balance the weight evenly, when pulling out of the fridge, the carton stays level.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I only buy boxes of 2x2. I suppose the only way is to get all four out at the same time.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I've never seen a pack smaller than 2x3. I buy at least two dozen a week. I make sure partial cartons are weight balanced though.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You try to take the egg carton out of the fridge and it's unbalanced ONE TIME...

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The problem now is living with someone who doesn’t do this and then you expect it to be balanced because you take the time and effort to be precise as a show of appreciation for the others around you so they don’t befall the same fate that YOU now must suffer as you discover the eggs are now unbalanced and they spill all over the floor, because they didn’t happen to hyper focus these exact thoughts and how could they be so inconsiderate after you put in so much effort to focus on this to prevent this exact situation

Bro life is too exhausting wtf

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I also like to maintain balance in containers as well for just these reasons, but after years of living with people who didn't share that preference, I learned to lift a container in place, then pull it out. That way I am cognizant of its balance before taking significant risk.

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[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 days ago (3 children)

it's just sensible. if you take from one end, you run the risk of unexpectedly grabbing the 'light end' and accidentally dropping the partial carton on the floor next time you take it out of the fridge.

[–] don@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

Bam. Right here. It’s all about that weight distribution, simple as. First time I grabbed a carton by the light end, my stomach dropped. Not having that, no way.

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

For me I have to take them out in an even number otherwise I will have a feeling that is going to hang onto me until I rectify it ASAP.

Also they must be taken out from one specific side and not the other. The balance must be maintained!

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The other day, in another thread about eggs (damn we talk a lot about eggs lately!) someone mentioned a 15 egg pack. WTF is wrong with your countries!! The natural egg set is 12. a dozen! because, 12 is the logical... Because 12 eggs is... Hmmm. we don't have twelve fingers, or toes... Why dafuq do we use dozens? I mean, even decimal months make more sense

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

EVEN NUMBERS ONLY! 15? Are you fucking kidding me? They come in 6, 12, or 18, or those big 30 squares. EVEN NUMBERS!

Who packs them in odd must suffer the wrath of the gods of the autists!

T'was the tism m'lord

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

So you always have to take a multiple of two eggs? Well it’s unarguably visually pleasing

[–] sep@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

This is the way!

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I do this and I am not austic.

I might have picked it up from this guy.

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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I do also balance the carton. Not always absolute symmetry but don't want someone to drop them.

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