cats

Is there a ‘chores cat’?

Where is the doomscrolling phone cat?

Top 3 all at once

I'm anxiety barfing on the rug cat.

Where is "sleeping 60 hours cat"?

How about the cat that goes out to meet other cat friends?

The feeling like there is something I need to do before relaxing but not knowing what that is cat.

The top row, simultaneously

Coding Cat

I must be a dog

Mine would be an oxymoron: working cat.

¿Porque no dos?

Whole top row plus laundry.

Sleeping cat? :⁠-⁠\

#3, Last night my cat challenged me a drinking contest by lapping up my shot of whiskey that I had out.

I'm pleased to report I DESTOYED that motherfucker, drinking 11 shots to his 3.

This morning, he's yakked on the floor and is prancing about while I'm nursing a monster hangover, the smug little asshat

where is studying cat

Knitting, laundry, and gaming cat

I should be a reading cat. I will probably be a binge watching cat, while wishing I was the gaming cat.

Dang, looks like I'm missing out on knitting.

I should start knitting.

Binge watching gaming cat.

Reading cat. Hyperion by Dan Simmons is sooooo good

Laundry, drinking, and gaming. In that order with a side of the Monday scaries that fully kick in on a Sunday afternoon.

Knitting cat, binge-watching cat (cause you need something to do while knitting) and, sadly, laundry cat because I’m an adult and no one will do it for me.

Where is the getting your chores done cause you don’t really have any other opportunity cat?

The "staring outside the window at the birds looking as if you have an existential crisis" Cat

I mean, if my cat had more braincells, her face would look like she was staring at the birds all the time (a catistential crisis)

Damn, I wish I was just a cat, being a human is so much sadness

Where scrolling cat

Am I being called out?

Gaming, reading, and (rarely, when folks visit) drinking!

are or want to be. most weekends im the not getting enough caught up on cat often due to blowing stuff off by watching stuff or playing games or just lazying around.

A combination of the top 3

The one that has a kitten to take care of all day.

Laundry, drinking (tea), gaming cat.

Lol. I'm the whole left and middle sides.

These days I alternate between binge watching cat and gaming cat. Very rarely reading cat but I want to start balancing it more with the binge watching and gaming.

Knitting cat could represent any art or craft or creative thing. Haven't been knitting cat in a while. I'd actually like to learn knitting, and sewing though, literally.

Used to be drinking cat regularly but I've gone off it in the last few years. A bottle of red on the weekend is starting to sound good again though.

I'm usually laundry cat on Mondays (I hate Mondays..)

And all of that is of course when I'm not sleepy cat. Which includes doomscrolling for me.

All but knitting and gaming. And gaming happens sometimes. I wish I could be drinking cat all weekend without Monday being a disaster.

The Mr. Plinkett cat.