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[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

What's the difference between an application and a program?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 hour ago

The original Macintosh had an Applications folder. App is what I use to cut through tech speak for people at work because the shortcut is less daunting. They have apps on their phone. They must not be scary like Programs and Applications.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Historically, an app is something with very limited uses, and a program is more powerful.

Adobe PhotoShop is a program. Apple Photos is an app.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 2 points 53 minutes ago

I'd say it gets a little different with command line utilities


maybe "utility" is the appropriate term here, but I'd call something like grep a program, not an application (again


"utility" also works).

To be sure, grep is extremely powerful, but its scope is limited.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I powered on my computer, my app started, which started my main app, which started my essential apps, which started my app that I use to open my other app, which I use to go to my other app that I use to watch other apps being used by otgher people.

You will get an invisible candy if you can correctly decode this.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'll bite: I powered on my computer. My bios started which started my init process, which started my daemons, which started my login manager (maybe slim), which started my DE (maybe gnome), which I use to go to my browser in order to watch other people stream video games.

I'm dicey on what the browser is being used for - maybe security software? - but I feel like it's plausible.

[–] irelephant@programming.dev 1 points 2 hours ago

The meme is good and all, but seeing it makes me feel irrationally annoyed because the first place I saw it was a rascist pleroma (fediverse software; mastodon but rasict) instance that had it embedded in the frontend. This just reminds me of it.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

It's worse if you have ever worked in food service. "App" is short for "appetizer".

::cries in very specific form of confusion::

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Double plus good!

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

I miss when game had content patches instead of dlc

[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 8 points 13 hours ago

They trying the Algorithm to AI nowdays.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes but imo patch is now update

[–] tvbusy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago

Patch is now Paid DLC

[–] frezik@midwest.social 148 points 1 day ago (23 children)

I also hate the way "algorithm" has taken over the public consciousness. You can find people unironically saying "I don't want any algorithm in my social media feed", which is a nonsensical statement.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you walk with algorithm, you won't attract the worm.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I just realized that's a dune reference.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I was actually referencing Fatboy Slim referencing Dune.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, that's what I meant. I've listened to that song countless times, and just now realized it's a dune reference.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I guess Bootsy Collins was wrong ... sometimes you do learn.

[–] Fabian@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I think it's the same concept as when people say that they don't want any chemicals in their food. You know what they mean, but in a technical sense the statement is nonsensical.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 13 hours ago

Something, something, dihydrogen monoxide, something.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (8 children)

People are onto something though - there's been a noticeable shift from social media just showing you your feed in a chronological manner to it showing you personally tailored content that shuffles on each refresh and aims to hook you into endless doomscrolling. I understand perfectly well what's an algorithm, but good luck explaining to people that it's not that specific thing.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (9 children)

What I hate even more, is that the morons who can't read more than two syllables decided to shorten "application" to "app", but now I only ever hear people reading that as "ay pee pee"! What was the fucking point?

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 41 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

I've literally never heard anyone call it A.P.P. (and I mean that literally literally, not figuratively literally)

Is this a specific cultural thing? A generational thing? Geography based slang? Why would anyone do this.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I might be biased from speaking with so many Chinese people. Who I can forgive not knowing the origin of the abbreviation. Still pisses me off to no end D:<

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago

It's an idiot thing is what it is

[–] houseofleft@slrpnk.net 5 points 18 hours ago

This, 100% It's like how people started saying "PC" because personal computer was too long for them, but now I exclusively hear people taking up to a minute on each letter! (peeeeeeee-seeeeeeee)

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 200 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Then: Books, Movies, Videos, Blogs, Articles Now: C O N T E N T

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Man, I hate the word content.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 day ago

I’m content with it

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[–] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The script is compiled to a program which is then executed by the OS.

->

The app is appified to an app which is then apped by the app.

Damnit.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Why use many word?

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