if i chose six, i wouldnt need any of the others.

I'd pick 459 if I could put the 5cm on my ding dong.

6. is just MDMA

1,2,9.

2 and 9, keep the change

6. As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I'm not unhappy but more is better.

Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.

I'll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I've been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It's just something that I can stop thinking about.

4. Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I'm happy I don't really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don't have to think about that either.

2 (as long as that means I can't go past my current weight, not that every time I poop, sweat, or pee I lose weight I can never regain) 5... and I guess 9. I'm doing okay, and I've never had a strong need for "a lot of money."

5 isn't even because I want to have super strength, it's more to be able to compensate for my jacked up joints and being overweight.

I would trade any of the three of these for "cure my sleep apnea" though.

1 sounds tempting, as long as it's just the insulation, you know? I don't know a whole lot about biology, but I feel like if you immediately removed all fats from your body, your cells would just die (all the lipids disappearing). But if you could remove all the fat listed in the "body fat percentage" and made it so I could still get some fats quickly (for a healthy amount), I'd take that over 2. Once it's there, it makes it so hard to get rid of, but I feel like if it was gone in one go, I could keep it off.

Wow, my decisions for "magic pills" would be kind of depressing to 20-year-old me. At least with the exception of my health I'm reasonably content.

2, 5, 9

With 5, 7 and 9 I could start a cult.

No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.

5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.

5,6,9. Already have 1,2

Hit me with the 159, chef.

5,6,9 only ones that really make a big difference in the grand scheme of things.

Being super strong would mean you’d likely end up doing a lot of physical activity for yourself and others, but it would also mean that your resting metabolism is significantly higher than baseline which handily takes care of the fat/weight problem.

Being taller would be fine I guess but, and I say this as a woman in the bottom 25% in height, it wouldn’t actually make any substantial difference in life, beyond being able to touch the floor in a standard chair.

Having a lot of money takes care of shopping without stopping it, As well as the followers thing (rich people are often famous, and if not they can dump some money into something to make them famous if they want) and I feel being happy over-rides forgetting your ex, cuz you wouldn’t feel bad about it.

5, 6, 9. Come on now.

All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.

2, 5, 9

I would be so happy.

None please

I only want 5 and 9.

1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.

1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.

I choose 5 and 9. I really have no interest in any of the others.

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#4 three times. The rest seem fleeting (money) or attainable through hard work (strength). Unlike others in these comments, I think being happy constantly would be its own type of hell.

But being tall is like being attractive. It is life on easy mode. As a slightly-less-than-average-height person an extra 6 inches would probably be the most permanent, positive impact any of these would have.