"That cleaned up pretty nice, I think maybe I’ll keep that after all"
"tough shit, old man, you had your chance and you gave it away. $10 million and it's yours though."
Entirely depends on your relationship with your dad, though, but mine would just roll his eyes and say "fine I'll just get a new one." neither of us would in any way feel upset about it, and have a small chuckle while retelling it later.