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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

B̷̧̨͇̱̉͛̇a̶̢̬̬̕b̴̢̾͊̕y̶̻̖̺͔̿̀̈́

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

ţ̴̫̜͖̥͈͍̩͊́h̷̨̭̜̗͙́̾̆̽͑͋̋͐͑̈́͠ë̶̢̜̩̫̘̹͈͕̫̦̦̲͐̇̌̿̔̎̀́͋ ̷̧͍̹͙̙̪̫͖̐͒̆͛̽͋̈́͋͝͝m̶̧̧̛̫͕̟͈͂̎́̈́̏͐͆̔̌̃̚̕à̸͙͚͉͖̠̿́͒̚͜š̴̫͓͇̗̈́̎̂̎͂͊̒̌̚͠ţ̸̨̛̩̳͚̣̥̪̦͖e̴̡͉̹͔̐̀̍́̄̿̅̔̍̑͑̎̕͜͝͝r̶̩̩̞̰̹̰͇͚̜̅̀̎̂̔̑̓̔̄̿͒͜͠'̵̬̭̞͈͉͔̤̱͉̅̉͊̿̍̉̍̽s̸͉͕͖̥̠̲̺͕͖̳̐̌̾ͅ ̶̧͙̣̫̪͇͔̼͇͎̖͑͆̐̄͘͘ͅͅv̴̨̭̥̠̤̬̫͇̦̞͇̮̹̭̄̀̔̏̅͆͛́͗̑̓͘̚̕ę̷̡̼̪͉̤̰̼̙͔̭̠͊̀̎͂͑͊̏̐͗̅̽͐́̃͝s̶̨̨̤͕̙͙̺͕̲̠͇͎̝̩̋̓̈́̌̃̐̆͒̍̄̍͊͋͝͝ͅs̵͔̮̬̹̤͌ĕ̷̢̧̬̥͇̼̮̤̖͈̜̩͈̞͐̈́̉ḻ̴̻̞̥͑̄ ̴̠̰̣̩͕͓͊̄̃̍̽̂͊̏͛̓̾̕͝͝h̵̡̯̣̓͑̊̇̉̌̕͠a̵̦̹͕͔̩̿̑͗̐̽̕͘͝s̶̜̭̞̮̺͖̣͊̐̎͐͒̾̌̿ͅ ̶̨̛̛̮̜͙͙̟͍̓̓̈́̈̓̊̓̾̉̀̒͘͜b̶̢̻̻̹͓̰̭̟̼̜͔͕͍̰̃̂̀̉̀͛͒̓̍̄̕ͅę̴̡̠̻͎̭̱̳̬̻̈̄̓̂͂̈́̃̇͆̑̅͛̓͊ě̶̞̟̬͐ǹ̸̛͎ ̸̹̫̙͔̲̪͒̽̓́p̵̡̬̮͉̪͓͈̘̝̫̭̹̙̠̩͂͊́͛̃͂͒̓̃͠r̷̢̛͔͚̱̹͇͛̑̈́͗̈̍̈́̿̆̂̍̈͛͝e̷̖̩̻͈̩̗̪̙̙̗̹̖̮͌̽ͅp̷̬̤͈͎̮̣͔̳̙̹͔͐̑͜ã̶̧̡̝̼͖̹̣͇̳̞͔̰̜̫͐̎̿ͅr̶̫̥̦̳͛̅̾̅͝ͅė̶̡̡̹̮̜̥̓̿̈́̎̄̈́̑͘͜͜͝ḑ̸̡̗̰͉̯̠̼̥̗̈̎͜ͅͅ

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I dunno what you're preggers with, but I'd excercise extreme caution.

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Are we absolutely certain Zeus still seems to be in his apparent chastity cage?

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 days ago

Prrrrrrrreganté

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Looks like you're gonna have somewhere between 3 to 17 babies. Congrats OP! ;)

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 5 points 3 days ago

Congratulations, is a ጌዐሃኗልዘ

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 10 points 4 days ago

A quadruplet and an eldritch horror.

[–] ramenbelly@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago

U r the pregnant

[–] Jeffool@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

C̴̖͕̟̦̣̝̟̠̺̋̋͐̈̀́̚o̴̯͈̠͉̮̾͛̅̔͘n̶̡͎͙̻̹̮͔͓̩̟͆̏ͅg̷̝̰̹̝̙̻̺̭̲͍̜̾̾r̷̢̢̭̟̤̥̭̹̊̏̀̽̒̚͠͝a̴̧͇͕͍͇͐t̷̤̫̙̦̩̘̚͠u̵̞͚̝͗͂̉̓̆́͑̈́̇̚l̸̢͕͕̘͕̮̼̔͝a̷͉̯̥͉̦̱̋̌͘t̵̢̛̙̯̬̮̘̖̗̳̲̗̺̳̙̣̰͖͋̔͑̀͛͘͝i̴̡̤͓̹̞̗̪̗̜̜̝̟͔̰͇̺͇͛͛̋̒̋̍͑̽͂͠o̷̢̨̧͈̰̪͙̊ņ̵͎͈̉͑͊̂ͅs̷̨̝̣̭̭̫̜̳̝͍̪̔̆̄͂̃̽̚͝͝!̵̢̛̰͚̃̿̈́̈́̃̿͗̽͌̓̈́̀͊̿̚͘

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Congratulations, it's a miscarriage. \o/

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

We need to do way instain mother

[–] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Not pregnant.

Pregnant.

Super pregnant.

Super duper pregnant.

Super hyper ultra pregnant. (You're this one)

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Don't forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition

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[–] jonesey71@lemmus.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like you are not pregnant with twins.

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[–] 60d@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Magapregante

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You're gonna have a little baby Cthulhu!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

Is this pregnant?

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Pregnant with the Antichrist (allegedly)

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

You pergant three times and one not pergo side ways.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The swarm is coming

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 4 days ago
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

You're going to get a chtulu

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago

sorry for your Loss

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 2 points 3 days ago

Do you wanna mess with this?

[–] boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

ur gonna give birth to a meme.

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