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[–] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Why? Because you were dumb enough to buy, or manipulated into buying the toothbrush.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 13 hours ago

Well-deserved, IMO.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Having to log back in is just part of the Oral-B Brushing Experience™

I prefer the cheap-fucking manual brush my dentist gives me every visit experience.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Hey everybody! Get a look at Money Bags over here being able to afford to go to the dentist!

(kidding, low key jealous... please marry me so I can have benefits/health coverage)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Who said I go frequently? It's been ages. I really need a new brush, too... 😔

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 15 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

This is hilarious. I laughed for some time.

"Log back in to continue your OralB brushing experience"

Who thought it would be a good idea to have an online toothbrush, who decided to log customers out after a period of inactivity, and why, for all that is sane in the world, would not being logged in stop you from doing anything at all with your toothbrush!?!

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 14 hours ago

I am enjoying saying "Log back in to continue your Oral B brushing experience" in my best "customer-service/salesperson ad lady" voice. Like the kind of tone that's so soullessly saccharine that it gives AI vibes

Yeah. Everything in tour homr with radio needs to be microwaved. Butlerian jihad now.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, class war or butlerian jihad? Pick at least one.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I am what you would call a technology enthusiast, or what some people have dubbed as a gadget whore. I love little electronic devices that make my life easier. However, at no time in my life, will I ever need or desire a toothbrush that needs WiFi access or a subscription to some service. It really isn’t necessary or even useful. It’s like the old comic about the toilet that needs a phone app.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I used to be a gadgetwhore, now im recruiting for the butlerian jihad, and my values around this have not changed at all.

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More like “Enshitify app”, amirite?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Deshittify, technically.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] percent@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago

It doesn't need it, it works totally fine without it.

(Also, FWIW, the toothbrush itself connects via Bluetooth, not Wi-Fi)

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[–] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Although I don't have one that's smart, I have researched enough into electric toothbrushes to know that this title is exaggerating. The app is just to store your brushing information. People like tracking data about themselves as it helps with positive reinforcement. The app just allows you to see your analytics much like an app to count your steps or activity levels. It in no way "disables" your brushing experience.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago

I have one that is smart, and you are spot on. It was nice to use in the beginning to get an idea of what pressure is recommended and time spent on each section. But I have uninstalled and been running app free for several years now - with zero issues.

This seemed a little clickbait-y

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 100 points 1 day ago (6 children)

if you're not on your way to get a refund for that bullshit, then that's entirely on you and i have no sympathy

that shit exists because people keep fucking buying it

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 103 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Right? I buy only open-source wifi toothbrushes. Still waiting on the year of the Linux toothbrush, tbh

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 day ago

If you can't run Doom on it, is it really your toothbrush?

[–] Blooper@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My esp32 vibrator-toothbrush is up on GitHub. Might take it down later, idk.

[–] lilsolar@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

There's no one maintaining the repo. St this point, the brush is gonna be archived </3

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We should not be shaming the consumers, but educating them. The blame is on the companies for making such a terrible product in the first place, the consumer only found out how bad it was after. Sometimes, you can no longer return a product because its X days out of policy.

Not that I don't completely agree with your sentiment, but to make people start advocating for themselves, you have to make them see you are a friend, and the company is the enemy.

(not that the oop would ever see this post, comment or reply because who on twitter is also using lemmy, but you get it right?)

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[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If it’s anything like mine, it works just fine without the app. The app just does brush tracking and shit. I don’t need any of that, so I never set it up. But I suspect even if I had, it would still let me use it without being logged into the app.

I suspect the same is true here. That the function of the toothbrush is available regardless of whether it’s logging data to your phone.

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[–] teuniac_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

But.. how else am I going to connect my toothbrush to my smarthome..?

Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don't need to be logged in.

I agree. It's super dumb to buy IOT toothbrushes that require you to be logged in. Luckily I'm not one of those people, so that doesn't apply to me. Phew..

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Just kidding, I use home assistant and my oral-b toothbrush broadcasts using BLE, which Is capture using the oral-b integration. You don’t need to be logged in.

Oh god I hope this is sarcasm. I'm good with my old, dumb oral-b that does nothing but brush my fucking teeth.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you meet a man who has been logged out of his toothbrush, do not mourn him. He has chosen thus. He is exactly where he has desired to be.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mourn for this man, not for his choices but for his lack of them; a store selling expired milk should be put out of business by the authorities, not by a mob of post-poisoned shoppers.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's communist talk. Those shoppers should have done their research before buying bad milk.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's free-market naïveté . No one has the time to be an expert in every field to always make the informed choice.

Do you read the labels on tangerines to check which antibiotics were used against citrus-greening? Do you even know if that's something you should be worrying about? Is Anti-Microbial Resistance something to legitimately be afraid of when buying tangerines?

(I leave this as an exercise for the so-called informed reader....)

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[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 33 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Why did you have to login in the first place? What's an "Oral-B brushing experience"?

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 68 points 1 day ago (15 children)

It's the experience of a toothbrush collecting data about your daily routines to sell for profit.

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[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You serious, Clark?

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I found a 350€ OralB toothbrush in a shop recently in France.

I couldn't believe the amount of bullshit you have to cram in to up a toothbrush to that level of price.

Pic :

My sister, a dentistry student, got one in a promo event. It glows when you walk by to remind you to brush. Drove me nuts.

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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

My toothbrush is as dumb as it comes. The only smart thing it does is charging itself when I put it in its charger base. And that should be the standard.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago

i use only the oralb 1000, its good enough, no need to spend over 100-200 for a toothbrush.

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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Imagine explaining the concept of this to a 16th century peasant, let alone some rich person from the 2000s, like nobody would've ever been ready to comprehend the existence of a wi-fi enabled toothbrush.

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