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[–] Pincer@sh.itjust.works 17 points 18 hours ago

It looks like they're forcibly installing windows onto him

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 10 points 17 hours ago

I hope the little guy got all fixed up.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

One of the hardest parts of a veterinarian’s job is the fact that your patients can’t tell you what’s wrong. They may try to communicate in their own way, but oftentimes they’ll actually go out of their way to mask discomfort or hide pain. This is especially true for pack animals (like dogs) where standing out too far from the norm can mean being excluded; From a natural selection standpoint, downplaying discomfort means you still fit in with the pack and can continue to benefit from them. Luckily, the vet immediately knew something was wrong in this case because the patient kept exploding into piles of gold rings.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 7 points 21 hours ago

Well you could just become a doctor and ignore what the patient says anyway!

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 18 points 21 hours ago

Moisturize me!

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 154 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Gotta go flats

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are three kinds of people.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

There's a 4th kind. Those who do not use dark mode.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

And they're all right.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Worse thing about getting old. That's what my ballsack looks like now.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

That is one saggy balls.

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Lmao the tape is absolutely adorable.

Also a hedgehog's belly looks surprisingly naked. There definitely should be spikes there that little pervert just took off.

No, Mr. Hog. I expect you to die.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Damn 90s child torture devices were aesthetic.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Better than the ones the germans had before ww?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

Quantum shitting through the nth-Dimension is a go!

Billy "Thundershits" Brown: The Early Years

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago

Like if stretch armstrong was a ballsack

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 day ago

He has no business being that caked up.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I love this image. It's so cute

[–] GuyFawkes@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

I spent far too long staring at this trying to figure out what it was before I noticed there was a title that would tell me exactly that.

“You’re mad Goldfinger, do you expect me to talk?”

[–] Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

From the thumbnail, i definitely thought this was skinned. Glad to see im wrong