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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

Used to be that because I was an expert on Apple platforms, that must mean I can fix a Windows computer. I hadn't the first clue where anything was. I've since learned, however. Because of work. Oh well.

[–] underreacting@literature.cafe 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's frugal.

... It's not. Yarn is expensive as hell, even more so if you want any type of durability or wearability or comfort.

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[–] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I work in IT (Sysadmin). "Oh, you fix computers? Can you look at my laptop?"

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've had to be very direct with my family that I don't fix computers (anymore, I used to do remote and hands on helldesk), I fix the deeper kind of stuff that keeps email working for an entire company, or makes sure new hires can log in to work stuff.

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I'm an IT manager and today I had the director of HR bring me her new iphone asking if I can help her set it up. Um, no... first, that isn't my job, and second, I have no idea how to setup an iphone. I assume it's an easy process but I've never done it before and have more pressing matters to attend to instead of fiddling with her new phone.

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[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • QA tests software.
  • QA reports issue with software.
  • Developers review issue report.
  • "Will Not Fix", "Works As Designed", "Cannot Reproduce", "Works on my machine"

End Users: "This software is buggy, their QA must suck!"

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

As a developer I cherish Q/A and dread anytime they would start typing something into Teams.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (7 children)

"oh wow your photography is so nice what camera do you use?"

._. photography is 80% skill and 20% gear and yet, i never get asked "what technique did you use?", it's always about the camera i use, as if this entry level DSLR is framing and shooting on its own

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What techniques do you use?

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[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

People always assume I want to turn my hobby into a job. I love to bake - it helps me de-stress from my job. If I made it my job, I wouldn't have something to help me de-stress anymore. I make enough money; I don't need to extract the joy from everything in my life for the sake of making more money.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I do not actually have keys to anything, nor am I allowed to wear headphones.

(Janitor)

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[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That I spend all day coding, I spend most my day reading. Code usually but still

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'm a web developer. People assume the following:

  1. I'm an expert with operating systems.
  2. I'm good with math.
  3. I eat junk food and drink energy drinks/soda.
  4. I'm a proponent and consumer of all new technologies.
  5. I like (insert) TV, Movie, or Anime.
[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey bro, can you hack my ex GFs Facebook?

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, by social engineering. You would probably be better at that than myself though since you can get a girlfriend.

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

That I can make the band suck less. Sure, there’s something to be said about polishing a shit... But ultimately, it’s shit in>shit out. Your guitar doesn’t sound like ass because of the EQ; it sounds like ass because the guitarist had nine beers before he even walked on stage, and he can’t stay on beat to save his goddamned life.

Psychoacoustics is a fascinating subject. Just like placebo, people will fool themselves into thinking that something sounds good or bad, simply because they want it to. I always keep a DFA fader on my console, for when random people walk up and have suggestions. I make an adjustment to the DFA fader, they smile and nod to themselves, and then walk away. DFA means “Does Fuck All”. It’s literally a fader that isn’t doing anything at all. It’s not in the mix, it’s not in the monitors. It’s just a spare fader. But by adjusting the DFA, audience members will feel like I took them seriously, and they’ll placebo themselves into thinking that I took their advice.

To be clear, not all audience advice is bad advice. But for every “it’s too loud” complaint, you’ll inevitably get an equal and opposite “it’s too quiet”. There’s a reason music festivals have their audio console fenced off with a very wide perimeter. It’s specifically so drunken audience members can’t just saunter up and start yelling suggestions. That shit is distracting and 99% of the time is entirely unproductive.

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

People are always amazed at how physically active embroidery is at an industrial scale. Everybody thinks it's just sitting around with an oldschool hoop, but I'm up and down the length of an 8ft machine all day, embroidering the same design on 6 garments at once.

I think the most I ever did was 300 garments in an 8 hour workday, but I put 17k steps on my fitbit and was dead tired afterwards.

Edit:oh heck it was more steps than that

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[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

As a teacher: I don't get summers off.

As a waitress: Carrying food or drinks to the table is the least significant part of the job.

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That management and leadership are smart, visionary, people without whom everything would fall apart.

It doesn't matter what my line of work is. Management is mostly out of touch idiots everywhere.

"We need to redesign the web page to be more modern! Get me a big hero image and an image carousel!"

"Customers are complaining about how they can't save their search settings. Maybe we should do something about that?"

"No that's not a priority"

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[–] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

People praise me up for "saving the bees". Honey bees don't need saving. It's the other bees that do, the hundreds of species of bumblebees, mining bees, solitary bees etc etc. Bees that are outcompeted in some areas due to the number of hobbyist beekeepers and commercial bee farms. I'm one of the baddies.

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Therapists are not "always analysing" you.

Seriously, you gotta pay me before I'll spend the energy to do that

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