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[–] ftbd@feddit.org 11 points 6 days ago

Dear auto industry, please make an affordable small EV without forcing crappy software on me

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ThatKomputerKat@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think the ventilated seats in my parents’ new Kia Niro are a better option actually.

Do they still got farts in the headrest?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 137 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pretty sure fems can benefit from having less crotch sweat, too.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But what if it dries up your snatch?!?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I suddenly understand the Korean concept of fan death

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Real bestof material

[–] DancingBear@midwest.social 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Definitely not, it's like a dog's snout, moist snatch is a sign of good health

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 62 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Ventilated seats may do this but better.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago

Even just talking about arms, it's amazing how much more they can get cooled when the air is perfectly aimed to go down my sleeves...

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I've owned two cars with ventilated seats. In both, I never used the function more than twice because the primary result was less "oh, how refreshing" and more "did I wet myself?!"

On a hot day I once turned it on for a passenger without saying anything (it had been a few years of owning the car and I forgot the side effect). He had never been in my car before and didn't know about the function. (I promise I wasn't trying to prank him, I just forgot). Within a few minutes he asked me to pull over because he was worried he'd had an accident.

In short, I don't recommend ventilated seats.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

That's a bizarre reaction, I use them every day

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (11 children)

That's wild! I've had it in two cars and in the summer after getting sweaty outside it's pretty great. Though I get used to it pretty quickly so I have to turn it off and on again semi frequently. Both cars also ventilated the lower and mid back which was nice.

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[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My current car has ventilated seats. Use them every time I drive in summer.

Finding another car is now more difficult because I can never go back to not having them. Never I tell you!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

My firends BYD has them, he can also turn them on via the app to pre cool or heat them if he wanta. Kinda fuuny to be in the car and says to the in car assistant "Hey BYD,.my balls are hot" and it turns the seat cooling on :)

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What? It's the best thing ever.

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[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (8 children)

They do....but they're a hell of a lot harder to find than an old hose. Idk how vented seats aren't more common. Much more useful than heated.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 59 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cooter Cooler rolls off the tongue better.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago

Fanny Fan, surely?

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

Vag Ventilation

[–] TRock 11 points 1 week ago

Agree 👍 would Ball Blaster work?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Even freshly showered balls still have that distinct ball smell. The soap just mixes with it and now you have a light floral addition to the sweaty ball smell.

Source: I like putting my face in balls.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

thank you for your information mysterious Lemmy ball fondler 🙏🙏

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Gotta get the right soap. I have some specifically for balls, and I can go like 4 whole hours before the smell starts creeping back.

But I seem to have the opposite gene from the one south east Asians have that makes them have no BO, so I'm sure regular people will have better results.

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[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m no expert but I feel like that might cause chapped lips for other folks.

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[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...i shopped a saab 9000 back in '99: ventilated seats, man, pure luxury...

[–] qbus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I miss my Saab. Best heated seats too

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