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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I could never feel safe on a date with someone who censors swear words in screenshots they post to the fucking Internet.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago

I think if someone implied they were bringing someone without at least asking, as this person did, I would match their rude energy and say "I did not agree to that, so here are my boundaries."

The way the other party phrased it would annoy the shit out of me. 'I'm bringing my best friend." Ok, so why don't you date them? Causes way more friction than asking "Hey, I know it's unconventional but I would like a friend to be there just for my safety since we don't know eachother yet."

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This happened to me, but we all went back to my apartment and played Smash Bros. I did not get laid and I have no regrets.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What character did you play?

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Fox only. No items. Final Destination.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 7 points 19 hours ago

Man, I think I'd prefer that outcome. Getting laid is easy compared to finding fun people to game with

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

If this had happened to me there's a zero percent chance I wouldn't have taken a shot at the threesome at some point.

Opportunities don't come along like this every day.

[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago

You are not wrong. But I think you are being an asshole about it. You could have said "that is cool, but I'm not paying for her food" and is it. No need to be rude.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I had a girl bring a guy friend along on our first date without giving me a heads up for the same reason. I was like, ok that's a little weird but whatever. I'm certainly not going to give someone shit for doing something that makes them feel comfortable. Ended up chatting it up with the guy friend who turned out to be super cool.

So me and the girl end up seriously dating after a while and she later tells me that she spent most of our first date trying to subtly get her friend to leave so that she could spend more time with me.

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Lol there's got to be a term that's the inverse of cockblocking. Maybe like cockenabling for something.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wingman is the term you're looking for.

But in my date's opinion, he was clam jamming her!

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

But clam jamming is what you wanted to do, so he was helping,lol.

[–] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 7 points 1 day ago

Ok thats nice

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Last time a chick brought a friend with her, I got on better with the friend... And I went home with the friend. Pro tip, if youre bringing a friend. Dont make it a friend thats better to talk to than you are.

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago

It wouldn't bother me if somebody wanted to bring a friend on a date. However, I would communicate that it would change the dynamic into a "hangout" over a traditional "date" for me. The difference being that a date carries romantic intent and a hangout is for the sake of connecting with others without romantic expectations. Also, a hangout means everybody pays for themselves.

This takes the pressure off by lowering the stakes since it's now just a casual hangout between peers. It also has the benefit of making the third not feel excluded as a third wheel but a welcome part of the group.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I had a girl cancel and reschedule our first date shortly before we were supposed to meet up. That date happened, and she confided in me that she'd done that on purpose to gauge my reaction and general demeanor before actually coming out to meet me. I respected that move, and I think I would have been okay with her bringing a friend instead, as long as it was just the once.

Anyway, that was eight years ago, we're married now.

[–] WelcomeBear@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nice that it worked out but deception and playing games would be a huge red flag for me. Nothing about that instance in particular, it’s just that I’d always wonder “is this situation for real or another trick?”

Maybe the immediate followup fixes it. You were strangers then after all. And after eight years of course you know what you’re working with haha

Damnit now I’m just rambling to myself, carry on!

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're a dumbass for playing along with such insane bullshit but I'm glad it worked out for you.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think "begrudging women a single test to see if someone is the type to explode over a single inconvenience" is the right hill to stick your flag on.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Trying to start a relationship by playing games is very much a good place to find red flags.

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[–] Dnb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I'd say it's a red flag except there are a ton of crazies that this quickly filters for them and keeps them safe from.

So in an ideal world it would be bad, but it makes sense in the one we live in.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Look at this dude... Being happy

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[–] rakzcs@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Who gives out money on a first date? Go have walk somewhere.

[–] BunScientist@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It took me far too long to realize what "apeach" or "abutt" meant

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Clbuttic mistake to make

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (14 children)

Is it still normalized that the man should pay the date?

What year is it? 1825?

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