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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s almost as if the stories of dragons were an allegory for the king or the one sin charge

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

I too have played the Shadowrun Returns series

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The king answering with anything other than some variation of "Because I ordered you to" broke my immersion.

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 9 points 21 hours ago

Ironically, this king was the one exception that was benevolent and fair. The knight, of course, was a member of MAGA - Make Arcadia Great Again.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of the reasons I can never stomach Nick Bostrom's Fable of the Dragon Tyrant because it depicts the idea of a stoic king who cares about his people.

(Also, glosses over completely how an ageless soceity would be stacked under feudal-capitalism)

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Many powerful people like to make people believe (and possibly believe themselves) that they're just rulers. And it's just plainly more effective when your underlings are well-informed of your intentions (assuming you're not trying to set them up). e.g. imagine if the knight thinks that a dragon is a direct threat to the king and burns down the countryside to hunt it (any means necessary etc.), when in reality it's not a direct threat to the king at all and you were just supposed to keep the countryside safe from dragonfire.

Of course, the entire premise is that it's not obvious to the knight why a dragon must be killed and what are acceptable means to achieve that. e.g. in Faerun's Sword Coast, you'd expect that every knight is well-informed about this.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wanna run an adventure where a dragon secretly runs a bank, and nobody can tell because it acts exactly like every other banker.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In Shadowrun universe, many corpos are run by dragons.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In actuality, most corpos are run by people. Lofwyr, whose corporate umbrella includes 4758 companies, is an outlier and should not have been counted. /s

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But Lofwyr literally controls 95% of the GDP with those companies, who are run by his extended family!

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

No spoilers, but you should check out the Sword Interval webcomic.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 42 points 1 day ago

A+ character concept.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Did kings hoard all the wealth? I thought kings had a monopoly on violence, not necessarily wealth

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 minutes ago

Under feudalism the king owned everything. He would delegate some rights to lesser nobles so they would hold and manage lands in his stead, but the king owned everything and everyone

[–] Trevita17@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You need massive amounts of wealth to gain and maintain a monopoly on violence. So they did both.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also if you possess a monopoly on violence wealth is not difficult to obtain

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

And once you have that wealth you NEED a monopoly on violence to maintain it, which requires more wealth, and so on.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IIRC everything you had was considered to be used by permission of the king. Like, he ostensibly owned everything and was just letting you use it.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There have been various degrees of absolutely and constitutional monarchies throughout history. One famous example is the limits imposed by the Magna Carta, which only benefited nobles.

There has often been a distinction between royal property and the personal property of the royal family or members of the royal family.

For instance, many of the palaces of the British royal family are national property and Parliament has a say in their use and must provide a budget for their upkeep. The total family privately owns a significant percentage of the rented agricultural land in England, and vast amounts of residential rentals in London.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Armies are expensive, and war is REALLY expensive.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago

The wealth was needed to pay soldiers. You needed soldiers to make sure people did what the king wanted, such as people paying taxes to get wealth. The whole thing with taxes and needing gold as money was basically invented for supporting militia, according to some.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Here there be

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-d29z8G6U28 And here this exact post is, animated with the original voice acting!

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well

No

the voice acting comes from a different channel @ZacSpeaksGiant‬ but the animator and him have a mutually beneficial relationship.

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

True, and he does link the source.