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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't want those fucking Nazis here.

[–] Prikkeres@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

I’m wondering how long it will take for this person to see the irony in this statement, but I have become too cynical to not suspect some nefarious ulterior motive…

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 85 points 3 days ago (5 children)

So, immigration for anti-immigration advocates?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If there's anything I've learned in the last few years, it's that nothing has to make any sense.

[–] jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Expats" (rich white people) <> migrants.

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lena@gregtech.eu 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who in their right mind thought that <> should be in the official standard and != just an accepted alternative

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

<> was standard when I was learning math in junior high.

Making American White Again.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

If you try to apply a the word they don't want to use instead of "anti-immigration" it makes more sense.

As is traditionally said in germany "NAZIS RAUS" (nazis out) and in return we get their empathetic and smart people.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"Peaceful expression", my ass.

[–] Ele7en7@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] lennee@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

yeah give us all those woke scientists u hate

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

Hello, I am woke scientist, please import me and family.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Great so can we trade citizenship with them then?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The irony of migrating because they oppose migration...

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Because they're not against migration, they're against migration.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah those are immigrants that can kindly go fuck themselves unless they're willing to trade for Americans who oppose the dipshit in chief

[–] Corridor8031@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

bad news for usa, good news for europe

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, I hope he does that, the US can have all our far-right idiots and we can take anyone with more than two braincells in return for them.

[–] oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Please take me, I don’t want to be in this shithole

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You can have them all, no problem. ;)

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can we send Wilders to the US?!

[–] l_isqof@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just Wilders? Send the whole lot.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

True, but leta start somewhere 😄

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No skin of Europe's back, and good fucken riddance, most of them are racists, bigots, neo nazies, a bunch of flag shagging wankers, they'll fit right in Trumps USA

[–] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

I mean, the USA have the current problems because we Europeans already once ditched our crazies to get rid of them. I'm not so sure a second dose will work out better. And also the normal people there are getting hurt even more.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

{Confused Xzibit noises}

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

(Soft pay-wall). I’m confused. The US will allow immigrants into the country that post disagreeable online posts, but jail US citizens that do the same? Then when those immigrants move to the us they what? Start posting about how awful immigrants are?

Do you think immigration will allow brown, yellow, and black Europeans? Or only those of the Caucasian persuasion?

It’s not going so great for the Haitians that are already here.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It's raw partisanism and racism. They believe America is the white Christian right wing nation in the nationalist sense; ie a nation for all people fitting that description and only people fitting that description

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Its gonna be only white people.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To white Europeans who oppose immigration

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well. I'm sure they'd accept Italians and Irish this time 'round.

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But not Spanish or Portuguese

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

You mean Mexicans

[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 days ago

This would be fucking awesome. Nice way to get rid of these people.

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I just realized: Trump's religion includes Apartheid.

& he thinks the white-nationalist gov't of bygone South Africa is good..

That has implications, for what his plans are, & how he reacts, throughout the next near-decade..

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Ah good riddance to Bad rubbish hehehe