That is absolutely and utterly disgusting. What kind of animal still says "honkers"???
WTF
The average c/WTF enjoyer

The same animal that want a 'omelette' made from human eggs.
Also if hes taking the time to extract them, implying said woman is maintained alive, he would be shitting on the freshest human caviar by making an omelette.
Yeah, who the fuck puts milk in an omelette?
Cream. It makes it fluffier as it vaporizes in the egg mixture as it cooks. Try it sometime, it makes a big difference.
Right?
Milk belongs in scrambled eggs!
There's a fine line between omelette and scrambled eggs...
True - scrambled eggs the right way is you start making an omlette and mess up and just smash it all while going "^nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo^ OK, I guess we're having scrambled eggs, then."
As long as that line is stuffed with meat and veg...
what's the difference? I barely understand how crepes are different to pancakes
It makes them taste better and improves the texture, at least in my opinion.
Crepes are basically super-duper eggy pancakes.
You get fluffier scrambled eggs with a small amount of water. Milk holds the egg together more, so they get clumpy.
When I was in my 20s, a guy I didn't know messaged me to try to get me to move into his camper with him. When I turned him down, he asked if I'd freeze some eggs for him instead. Don't know who he pictured implanting them into.
jokes on you, he's probably into that shit
Is this a screenshot of someone reading their twitter DMs in a video?
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