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Both these shorts are woefully bereft of cargo pockets.
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
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If you need cargo pockets while playing a sport (which are what these are for, all other options be damned), you need to reevaluate your strategies.
Playing a sport? Ptsch these are for being comfy
Oh... that's why I live in a place with four walls and a roof. So I can get naked when I want to be comfy.
What do you carry in there?
Pizza bites
Tater tots
Tina!
Cargo!
I think I carried stuff because of the cargo. When I left the cargo in the past, it was like a weight off my shins. I all of a sudden didn't feel obligated to lug shit around. I was free
More men need to show ass
I need to find one first
A man, or an ass?
For the latter I recommend the zoo.
Have you tried looking between your back and your legs?
ooooooh that little bump, right
Need to get my girl some of these.
Be the change you want to see and get yourself a pair.
forget about your girl. you don't control her, get them for yourself
Oh of course I don’t control her, but I’m sure she’d be down. I’m also sure she’d enjoy me in a pair!
I control my girlfriend. She only wears what I DEMAND.
ok, sure. I don't think the people on the train will appreciate my wrinkled old sack hanging out though....
I mean... sure, yeah... but... huh. Hmm...
Briefs, jockstraps, or thongs for life. I'd rather go commando than wear either of these two fucking things as underwear.
They're not underwear, they're sports shorts
No thanks, I don't want to risk flashing my cock and balls every time I pull up my pants.
Just tie it around your waist
AKA “The First Season Sayan”
My waist is too wide to tie my balls around
I have a pair just like the green check ones, and they have a cockball holder. Any pair of short shorts I have has genital containment. Big fan of silkies.
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
You're missing out. Why have a dick if not for dick flashing
Easy there, Louis CK.
Because I work at a preschool.
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This post is lacking thicc thighs
Edit:
You got a thick ass
Four wheel drive
Thick like a manatee
Double-wide
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I’ll wear the shorter shorts at home, but the way my balls are set up they will never be in the shorts. I’m sure someone wants to see them, but I don’t want folks seeing them while I’m out for a run. 😅
I want to see them. 👀
They have liners and shit on some of these shorties
Yeah, any tiny men's shorts I have ever owned have had the interior hammock. Most of them were designed for exercising in, so they gotta be able to keep you from slapping around it's not conducive to a good workout.
Tried working out in loose underwear once. My balls were sagging 10 minutes in, and at one point managed to slam them right into my thigh during a spin.
It was worse than being kicked in the nuts.
Why would you want shit on your shorts?
At least, before you wear them. Then shit on them all you want.
The pre-wear shitting is where I csn't follow.
look i don't kink shame you
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