this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2025
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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Whilst I do get tired of the idea that old English was pronounced that way, I still adore the fact that in TF2 medieval mode all chat was auto corrected to 'faux medieval'.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 1 day ago

Biggus Dickus

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Dost thou desire to gaze upon mine phallus?"

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What woman could ever refuse to gaze upon it when asked that way?

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Tis so much better when written this way!

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't a dicketh the name for a ten point run in Cricket?

[–] arox@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you are confusing it with wicket.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

You mean wicketh?

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When e'r hear I their moronic chatter, I think to myself, "Why, oh mindless one, dost thou not know of the 'est' suffix". T'would be so improved if only they knew a small bit more.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Well at least above average

[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 1 day ago

do you want to invest in myeth rugpullcoin

[–] elvith@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wouldeth youeth liketh toeth seeth myeth dicketh?

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

very impressed and how could I refuse at this point to see it