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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i just fell off the bed ouch

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[–] GreyShuck@feddit.uk 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If this involves some kind of adjustment of orientation, then I will be doing an early Father Christmas act and coming down from where I have appeared halfway up the chimney (being generous about how wide that chimney is). If it doesn't, then I am going to be part of the brickwork - except for my guts and arse, which will rot in place in the chimney over the next few weeks.

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[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I am one with my bookshelves. Unfortunately the Steam Deck hasn't fared well.

[–] Pantherina@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

Fusioning with the atoms of the wall next to me. So parts would stay me, others would just transform into very high density stone or something. The meat may fall off or needs to be cut off, luckily my head would be completely inside the wall.

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Woah, lemmy is for shiters.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

I’ll have a window seat at 30k feet and the person seated to my left will be free fallin’ for a while.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

I have either bisected the wall, or the wall has bisected me.

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My left arm is now part of the wall, so at least I didn't die outright.

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

My ass is now on the ground instead of a chair, ow

[–] simple@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

I've merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.

[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I might be stuck in the floor since I'm laying on a mattress on my left side.

[–] celeste@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Inside a decorated Christmas tree. Maybe I can blame the cat for all the glass bulbs I'd break?

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

My husband is very happy, but he also dies (in his video game)

I am now sitting on the laptop my company gave for work, most likely breaking it. Which is unfortunate, but I can probably just request another.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm still on the couch, slightly further away from my wife.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I die with my body stuck in the foundation. Now my house is gonna be all stinky >:(

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I instantly swapped chair in the dining room.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am in the vacuum of space.

[–] psychothumbs@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Meaning you're on a space station right now?

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[–] NOOBMASTER@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I'm european, so it doesn't affect me at all.

[–] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm pooping. Two feet to my left is a wall. I'd be inside the wall D:

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I find myself sitting inside the end table next to the sofa, instantly destroying it along with a lamp a ukulele, and several glasses I haven't taken to the sink yet

[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Whose left? If I'm lying on my left side do I go straight down?

My cat Ralph is not gonna be happy about that.

[–] knittedmushroom@beehaw.org 7 points 2 years ago

I'm taking a shit in my bathroom cabinet now.

[–] rarelybegal@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I'm now outside the train going 200km/h and have a nice, hard and long fall in half a second to look forward to.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

[–] sibloure@beehaw.org 6 points 2 years ago

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

[–] Filthmontane@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

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[–] ____@infosec.pub 6 points 2 years ago

Two very pissed off cats.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Fuck, I'm merged with the side of the sofa, and my cat's ass sticks out of my chest. I don't care already though, she mixed with my heart and lungs.

[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

[–] AngryHumanoid@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

[–] Menagerie@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

[–] Kronusdark@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

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