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i just fell off the bed ouch

If this involves some kind of adjustment of orientation, then I will be doing an early Father Christmas act and coming down from where I have appeared halfway up the chimney (being generous about how wide that chimney is). If it doesn't, then I am going to be part of the brickwork - except for my guts and arse, which will rot in place in the chimney over the next few weeks.

I am one with my bookshelves. Unfortunately the Steam Deck hasn't fared well.

Fusioning with the atoms of the wall next to me. So parts would stay me, others would just transform into very high density stone or something. The meat may fall off or needs to be cut off, luckily my head would be completely inside the wall.

Woah, lemmy is for shiters.

I’ll have a window seat at 30k feet and the person seated to my left will be free fallin’ for a while.

I have either bisected the wall, or the wall has bisected me.

My left arm is now part of the wall, so at least I didn't die outright.

My ass is now on the ground instead of a chair, ow

I've merged into my bed and finally have an excuse to not get off of it.

I might be stuck in the floor since I'm laying on a mattress on my left side.

Inside a decorated Christmas tree. Maybe I can blame the cat for all the glass bulbs I'd break?

My husband is very happy, but he also dies (in his video game)

I am now sitting on the laptop my company gave for work, most likely breaking it. Which is unfortunate, but I can probably just request another.

I'm still on the couch, slightly further away from my wife.

I die with my body stuck in the foundation. Now my house is gonna be all stinky >:(

I instantly swapped chair in the dining room.

I am in the vacuum of space.

I'm european, so it doesn't affect me at all.

I'm pooping. Two feet to my left is a wall. I'd be inside the wall D:

I find myself sitting inside the end table next to the sofa, instantly destroying it along with a lamp a ukulele, and several glasses I haven't taken to the sink yet

Whose left? If I'm lying on my left side do I go straight down?

My cat Ralph is not gonna be happy about that.

I'm taking a shit in my bathroom cabinet now.

I'm now outside the train going 200km/h and have a nice, hard and long fall in half a second to look forward to.

I am now a propane stove/human hybrid.

15 stories high in the air over a concrete street.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

Two very pissed off cats.

Fuck, I'm merged with the side of the sofa, and my cat's ass sticks out of my chest. I don't care already though, she mixed with my heart and lungs.

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

Stuck in concrete wall / window T_T

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch