Arson, murder, murder, murder, vigilantism, murder, arson, environmental damage, arson, murder, possible war crimes (Fallout 76 doesn't really have laws I suppose), murder...

Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

Dispensing Freedom.

I may have harvested my beets a little late.

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Unlicensed space travel

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Tax Fraud.

Supporting democracy!

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Stealing villager's beds.

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Genocide

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

War crimes.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Gunning down helpess mutants, raiders, and scavengers who happen to cross my path in a nuclear wasteland. I think I might get the chair for mass genocide.

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.