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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 55 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm not inside my skin. I am my skin.

[–] Omgpwnies@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're a bundle of neurons piloting a skeleton inside a wetsuit

When you're in a Jaeger, you can fight the hurricane.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am not up my ass. I am my ass.

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

They have nerves throughout their shells and can feel even gentle touch.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Hell yeah time to pet some turts

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

I've seen turtles love getting brushed by a soft bristle stuff like toothbrushes plus you alao clean them

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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah? Then explain this, mister '''''''scientist'''''''

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

This is just yet another example of legacy media lying to us.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 26 points 11 months ago (3 children)

So my head is not "inside" my skull but *is* my skull? Is the brain not a part of my head?

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?

Anyway, I think what they're getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.

[–] GlenRambo@jlai.lu 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most ppl think they have a skeleton inside them. But If you think of you as your brain (as many would day). Then your actually inside your skeleton.

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[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I get what they try to say. But it's just funny that they correct a statement with another wrong statement.

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago (6 children)

What part of the second statement is wrong? A turtle cannot survive without its shell, just like you could not survive without your skull. It is an intrinsic part of what allows it to function as a living organism, therefore the line between "turtle" and "shell" is a bit blurred

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[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Can you put any external part of yourself inside your skull? That's the difference.

[–] No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*shows toungue and puts it back in

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Ooo, good point. But is it moving an internal part outside the skull? What's the default location of a tongue?? I'm lost in the science!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

According to scientists, the default is outside
source

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I've been trying but I'm still not flexible enough to reach.

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[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I think the right analogy would be to say "you are not inside your skull, you are your skull". And I would count this as a more or less correct statement.

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Idk I see a big cavity that would contain turtle...

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[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I feel like an annual reminder would be entirely sufficient, to be honest.

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

That's tortoise silly billy

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

who should i trust? Nintendo or a random person on the Internet?

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[–] blindsight@beehaw.org 11 points 11 months ago

I learned from Franklin books and Mario games that you're wrong. A picture showing a clear cavity where a turtle could pop out won't convince me!

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Please don't tap/knock on turtle shells. It would be like someone knocking directly on your bones.

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My bones are not weak, they can take it.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Your bones are not weak but its still not a good excuse to abuse a turtle by knocking on its shell.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Surviving and getting pissed off are totally different things that can happen at the same time...

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[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

That's neat and all. But how do they retract their heads?

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

And feet, especially box turtles. Some species can indeed go inside their shells - while still being a part of the shell itself, of course.

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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

They can feel touch through their shells

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)
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