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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 75 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The story implies she shot herself. Fat kills.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gun's dont kill people. Sentient fat rolls kill people. Stay away from food kids

[–] theFibonacciEffect@feddit.de 0 points 2 years ago

Stay away from wheat and wheat byproducts

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Indeed. What is up with that?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The person you are most likely to kill with your guns is yourself.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Not if I kill that bastard first!

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only thing that can stop a bad self with a gun is a good self with a gun.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My ego won't let me.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

Shit, had to delete my comment because you posted this first. Fucking hell

That'll teach him to ruin my life!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 31 points 2 years ago
[–] anonono@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

no open carry? what is this? the soviet union?

[–] explodicle@local106.com 8 points 2 years ago

You joke, but these are the same people who think being banned from a server is "censorship". The joke will become reality, again.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You joke but the people most likely to carry are more likely to support Putin over Biden.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Modern Russia isn't the Soviet Union though, very far from it. It's a fascist theocracy.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The name changed, the number of satellite republics changed. The religion really didn't change that much other than the orthodox Catholic Church being able to show back up without getting executed. The state held properties got bought up by oligarchs so that's a little different from traditional fascism where private companies are controlled by the government and vice versa. In the current case the oligarchs tremble in fear so the traditional ties between private companies and government that one finds and fascism doesn't really work in this situation. So calling it both fascist and a theocracy isn't in keeping with the traditional meaning of either word. It's like calling a Tesla a horseless carriage. A lot is different from what that originally meant.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

The religion really didn't change that much other than the orthodox Catholic Church being able to show back up without getting executed.

Nonsense. The orthodox Church is as big a power in Russian politics as it was in Tsarist times. They pretty much control the social policy of Russia. For example, the draconian anti-LGBTQ+ laws are, if not religiously motivated, at the very least using religiously based arguments to justify the bigotry. That's a far fucking cry from "show up without getting executed"!

The state held properties got bought up by oligarchs so that's a little different from traditional fascism where private companies are controlled by the government and vice versa.

Nope, oligarchic capitalism is very much a pillar of modern fascism. Same in Putin's Russia as it was in Bolsonaro's Brazil.

In the current case the oligarchs tremble in fear so the traditional ties between private companies and government that one finds and fascism doesn't really work in this situation.

Couldn't be further from the truth. The oligarchs (along with the church) are the power base of Putin, gaslighting the public and keeping him in power no matter how much he abuses the people. Far from trembling in fear, they're living in a malevolent symbiosis with Putin's government.

So calling it both fascist and a theocracy isn't in keeping with the traditional meaning of either word

Yeah, it is. I've already explained the theocratic element and, other than oligarchs playing a different role, it's fascism as it always has been.

In conclusion, you're talking absolute bullshit and should really learn more about reality before you make assumptions that are completely divorced from it.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh. I see, you live in a reality that's 25% different. And you happen to be so rude that you can't find ways to educate anyone on anything because you are too busy insulting them for them to even take you seriously.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

No, I live in the real world and I DID just educate you. My mocking tone is entirely appropriate given your arrogant assertions of nonsense about well-known facts concerning a major world power. It's not my fault that the truth perplexes and offends you.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did she even know it was there?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If it's missing an eagle somwhere, I don't want to know where, just leave it OP thanks

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Needs a 'she's suing them for negligence.'

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That victim's name? Landeagle Walmart.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

But I already got the cage... Come on...

[–] lichtmetzger@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Here I am

Rock you like a Murican

[–] thepoaster@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago
[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is there a new season or I forgot this episode?

[–] LittleYellowDigger@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

I think it’s the one where they’re on the toy train that north got for Christmas or something like that

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You forgot this episode, or at least this part. It's a season 4 episode, Never Rocking Morty.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

No, that's too American.

[–] AliOski@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago

And some explosions of course and the USA's national anthem earrape

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

CACAW! ♬ Oooonward toooo, the danger zoooone ♬

[–] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago