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*Permanently Deleted* in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Let's imagine there was a conspiracy to cover up Biden having cancer. Why? To accomplish what? Would he have been kicked out of office if people knew he had cancer? What difference would it have made?

MAGA quickly turns Biden’s cancer into another conspiracy in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He killed the pope, he's out to kill all influential catholics

MAGA quickly turns Biden’s cancer into another conspiracy in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My conspiracy theory is Trump somehow gave Biden cancer

Better than last time in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The British are walking towards Poland

Federal judge in Texas rules LGBTQ+ people can be discriminated against at work in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 50 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Welcome to the beginnings of genocide

Trump Calls for Investigation Into Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen Performances in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 20 points 2 months ago

I call for Trump to be treated like the felon he is

Trump calls for ‘major investigation’ into Bruce Springsteen in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I call for Trump to be imprisoned

Trump's wild plan to unleash ‘terrorists’ on justices' homes in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm proud of not giving a fuck about anyone named Kardashian. Don't particularly care about sports either.

Trump's wild plan to unleash ‘terrorists’ on justices' homes in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Isn't threatening judges like that illegal? Oh silly me, legality is irrelevant

Legal Experts warn Trump may soon be facing “prison, not politics in c/BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

The authour of this article still believes in the tooth fairy

Trump Rages At Walmart For Raising Prices Over Tariffs in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

The price is no longer right

Conservatives block Trump's big tax breaks bill in a stunning setback in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago (4 children)

WHO IN THE NAME OF UNCLE SAM PUT A FUCKING BUFFOON IN CHARGE OF A COUNTRY? I DEMAND HE BE THROWN OUT OF OFFICE! WHO CAN I CALL ABOUT THIS?

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Older people always remind me to change my clocks for Daylight Saving Time. (lemm.ee)

submitted 4 months ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee

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I haven't used a clock in years that I need to manually reset. Older people don't seem to realize clocks on phones and other devices reset automatically.

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Where do we store all the daylight saved during daylight saving time? (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 months ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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If I come out as bisexual, what do I get? Do I get a free pride flag and a copy of the gay agenda? (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 months ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Will Trump put tariffs on vibranium? (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 months ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml

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