dumbass

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago

God I love Christian, he has the most punchable face out there and he knows how to wield that smug fucking thing perfectly.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The tech world worked out how to profit off of them and now we're all junkies fiending for our next hit, chasing the dopamine dragon through serotoninville, never actually being able to filll that dark void that we allowed to grow.

the first hits free, then you gotta pay, is the equivalent to a 2 week free trial of a paid subscription.

they're digital drug dealers, high on their own supply.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

if you put it in wrong it plays death metal.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 1 hour ago

*Writes in notepad while looking at you with concern*

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 2 hours ago

Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 3 hours ago

He's the anti-keemstar, a highly talented, extremely chill guy who seems pretty humble, considering he's gotta be in the top 3 of best drummers out there.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 5 hours ago

Post reported: Too cool to be dull.

those foxes look awesome! those people at the party are the real dullsters.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 1 points 5 hours ago

I'll stop jacking it if you stop watching me, untill then imma be out there doing it San Diego style.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 5 hours ago

Nah, we're too cool to be a letter generation.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 18 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

You're not getting my fries!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 48 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

Nah, she gotta get her own fries!

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