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Java 8 was what I learned in my community college intro to programming class a decade ago, therefore the computer must not ever change

No emacs? Not even vim, or ed (the standard text editor)? I feel oddly bereft 😢

Yeah, I can't see that they're doing anything besides burning runway. It's probably shortly going to become cliche to say, "glad I never made an account there," but, welp, glad I never made an account there

This doesn't include her blurb about, "are you paying us? where???"

But weren't there a multitude of people clamoring for a Bluesky subscription service from the get-go? Out of recognition that this situation was one of the potential failure modes?

Whatever the precise definition, it appears to be comorbid with stimulant dependency

GPT-8: The Ocho

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These days, I often find myself saying that I would be further along as a programmer if I had taken Squeak Smalltalk more seriously when I first encountered it.

On the other hand, I do not think I would be very happy working in the modern software industry. Better remunerated, perhaps, but not any more satisfied with life.

Business Insider so poop-tier, I tacitly assumed this was happening already

If this is truly the path, then Wimp Lo must be the most rational man in the universe

YouTube interview show where the interviewee is fed hot-sauce coated chicken wings of escalating spiciness

As an aside, my personal tolerance is such that if I ever go on there, I'm going to end up bankrupting the fuckers

It suddenly strikes me that not even 20 years ago, this same type of guy would still have preferred being called "inventor" rather than "investor" (although it still would have been something equally useless)

Let him get thru a few more HGH cycles