My face when I conclude "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."
Donkey. Many have tried and gotten killed in the process.
Alternatively, Triceratops.
Considering your mass and (presumed) low tolerance, I would estimate that you'd notice the effect, but without getting drunk. Slightly tipsy, maybe. This assumes that it's mixed to standard drink strength.
Two is probably also OK. Three is pushing it.
Pacific Ocean -> Vancouver Ocean
Atlantic Icean -> St. John Ocean
Ok, soon-ish
Are you not aware that tumbleweed leans heavily regressive?
Plus a clean cow smells magnificently without perfume anyway.
Korni gang represent!
throws some weird gang sign nobody has seen before or after
Spenol. Best perfume free lotion in the world.
Fun fact: Today it's mostly used as regular skin lotion, but the original market was for use on cow's udders for the same reason you'd use them on hands.
Source: Grew up on a noggie dairy farm. We had a 4 liter jug at all times.
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I'm definitely at the bottom right, with a dash of absurdism.
The sun is gonna explode soon anyway - might as well enjoy it in the stupidest way possible while it lasts.
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